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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
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- RJ Colbourne
- 2019-06-05
Different and quite enjoyable.
Truly enjoyed the narrator. Wonderful job. Each character was voiced so as to meke forget it was one person .
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- Salios
- 2017-10-07
Catsuit
so many butt jokes. it's an even mix of character development and serious violence paired with butt jokes and ridiculousness. would always recommend!
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- Erin
- 2018-10-21
Love David Wong’s imagination
I loved entering another universe created by David Wong, so good. Zoey was a great character, a bit strong headed which made make stupid decisions but still very witty and strong. I would definitely recommend this book. Christy is a great narrator, she does such good voices and I like where she puts emphasis.
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- Keely
- 2021-12-22
Great Book, Awful Narrator
Love this author, I cannot praise him enough. The John Dies at the End series got me back into my love of reading, I super highly recommend. I liked this story, not the most loveable main character but I loved the world he created. However... The Narrator was absolutely awful! Her “accents” were cringey and extremely offensive and very inconsistent. She mixed up characters voices, using the wrong accent for the wrong character. It felt like she hadn't read anything in advance. I hate giving negative critiques but she really takes you out of the story with her poor performance, Not at all a good reflection of the of this amazingly funny and talented author. Glad to see there is a different narrator for the next book.
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- Desiree Nacario
- 2018-09-20
A+ performance
Christy Romano is an amazing narrator and brings David Wong's best book to life hilariously
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- Kyle
- 2021-02-24
Another fantastic book!
I loved every bit of it! it flowed perfectly, not letting me put it away. strong characters and the performance was spot on!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-12-19
Entertaining story
Funny but too over the top at times, entertaining nevertheless, worth listening to, yup yup
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- Thorsten B.
- 2020-04-21
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Well that was a pleasant surprise! Fun story that was hard to put down.
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- Name
- 2019-07-23
Good book
Narrator refuses to pronounce foyer correctly. Kinda takes you out of the moment a bit. Otherwise a solid book and performance.
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- Morgan L
- 2024-02-24
Fun, Quick, Good Characters
A unique and well crafted story with a litany of characters. Clever satire on all of the dangers and stupidity that come with technology and social media without clubbing you over the head with it. Every character, including the narrator, are very over the top, unbelievable, but in a way that seems deliberate and contributed to the narrative.
The reader was good. There wasn't anything distracting. I hated the voice of the main antagonist, but I'm certain I was supposed to.
The writer uses the word "undulate" (or a form of) WAY too often, and that is distracting. Mr Wong needs to use Brandon Sanderson's rule for using that word, and only use it once a novel. And if we are subbing out that word in places, I think we could start with descriptions of roads. There has to be a better word for that. If the streets are undulating, I don't even know what that looks like. Who edited this?
Otherwise, this book totally hits what it's aiming at.
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