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Life Will Be the Death of Me
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- Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
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Publisher's Summary
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “This will be one of your favorite books of all time. Through her intensely vulnerable, honest, and hilarious reflections, Chelsea shows us more than just her insides. She shows us ourselves.”—Amy Schumer
Don’t miss Chelsea Handler’s new Netflix stand-up special, Revolution, now streaming!
In the wake of President Donald Trump’s election, feeling that her country—her life—has become unrecognizable, Chelsea Handler has an awakening. Fed up with the privileged bubble she’s lived in, she decides it’s time to make some changes.
She embarks on a year of self-sufficiency and goes into therapy, prepared to do the heavy lifting required to make sense of a childhood that ended abruptly with the death of her brother. She meets her match in an earnest, nerdy shrink who dissects her anger and gets her to confront her fear of intimacy. Out in the world, she channels her outrage into social action and finds her voice as an advocate for change. With the love and support of an eccentric cast of friends, assistants, family members (alive and dead), and a pair of emotionally withholding rescue dogs, Chelsea digs deep into the trauma that shaped her inimitable worldview and unearths some glittering truths that light up the road ahead.
Thrillingly honest and insightful, Chelsea Handler’s darkly comic memoir is also a clever and sly work of inspiration that gets us to ask ourselves what really matters in our own lives.
What the critics say
“The Chelsea Handler I know is a take-no-prisoners activist for the causes she believes in. She brings the same fearlessness and commitment to telling her truth in this book. I’m hoping that one day, in exchange for this blurb, she will let me see the security camera footage of the dog fight in her bedroom.” (Trevor Noah)
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- Courtney D Bilton
- 2019-11-21
I love Chelsea
I'm so glad she wrote this book Loved every second! I could listen to her speak for hours. such a beautiful message.
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- Shelley
- 2019-08-21
So Relable
Chelsea has out done herself, I would recommend this book to anyone and feel confident they were going to love it.!!! I absolutely loved the Audible version in Chelsea’s own voice. I can see listening to this over and over ❤️
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- Daniel Snow
- 2019-08-19
Chelsea is honest and hilarious
Just what we’d come to expect from the ever-evolving Chelsea Handler. Insightful, hilarious, and a cause for introspection
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- Desiree
- 2020-05-22
Loved the honesty!
I loved how much more honesty this book is compared to her other books. I love all her books but this one was just a different caliber.
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- Lisa
- 2019-06-12
Didn’t want it to end!
This book is beautifully written. Full of humour, humility, introspection and strength. Also super funny as all of Chelsea’s books have been. I absolutely loved it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2019-04-13
Do it
Buy this book! Amazing. I couldn’t stop listening. So real. So honest. Also eye opening. Didn’t want it to end.
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- Zahra
- 2019-06-10
loved it!
It was interesting from the beginning to the very end. One of Chelsea's best books!
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- Pato_J
- 2019-06-23
just what I needed... and didnt even know
first book I've ever had from Chelsea but it was just what I needed. helped me on my own journey to heal.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2019-05-25
Holy Crap this is Great
What an amazing book! I’m surprised I gave it 5 stars but it 100% deserves it in my opinion. It is honest, heartbreaking and so so funny.
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-06-12
Love
I loved this book! I identify with her on a lot! Great book! Thank you.
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