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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A New York Times bestseller! From Edgar Award-winning novelist, playwright, and story-songwriter Rupert Holmes comes a diabolical thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, “a fantasy academy laid out like a combination of Hogwarts, Downton Abbey, and a White Lotus-style resort” (Los Angeles Times) dedicated to the art of murder where students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim.
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- PJ shops
- 2023-05-31
Incredible concept and fully immersive wicked fun!
The idea of an academy existing to ensure even the average could be trained to get revenge of the truly loathsome is an incredible concept we could all admit to sometimes find intriguing, right? It moves along with incredible characters, interesting dialogue and little mind conundrums answered along the way. Such interesting plot scenarios.
Very interestingly written and narration was great! Had I really paid attention to the American narrator chosen it may have made me avoid the audible version, but he was really quite good.
You won’t be disappointed by this read/listen.
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- Mark-Dean Schoeman
- 2024-01-12
Excellent story!
I love the worldbuilding Holmes did here, and I'm keen to see more books added to this universe!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-02-27
Fantastic read!
One of the most entertaining and interesting stories told and beautifully narrated! I highly recommend it to any who enjoy mystery and wit.
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- Micki
- 2023-03-27
amazing!
absolutely loved this entire book! I cannot recommend it enough. great story, both narrators did an amazing job.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-12-03
Well thought out
Appreciated the intricate story lines that unfolded throughout. Was cheeky without being too corny.
Some of the characters were a little more developed than others which made their stories more favourable but overall really enjoyed it
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- Dayna Burnell
- 2023-12-15
A Fun Listen - a long story
*3.5 stars.
Admittedly, this novel is a departure from my usual book roster. I kept seeing people rave about it, so I thought why not give it a go.
The overall story was fun, although a bit jagged at times. It was long winded and overly descriptive. Some folks like that - it's not for me.
I listened on audible. The narration was excellent, and likely what kept me engaged.
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- Martyna
- 2023-09-06
this story was too long
this book was too long it felt very drawn out and there was a lot of repetition. Did I mention things weren't drawn out.
this was a great premise for a book. it should have perhaps been a series. was the author paid by the word?
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