Listen free for 30 days
-
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wish list failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy Now for $25.63
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
You may also enjoy...
-
What If It's Us
- Written by: Becky Albertalli, Adam Silvera
- Narrated by: Noah Galvin, Froy Gutierrez
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Arthur is only in New York for the summer, but if Broadway has taught him anything, it’s that the universe can deliver a showstopping romance when you least expect it. Ben thinks the universe needs to mind its business. If the universe had his back, he wouldn’t be on his way to the post office carrying a box of his ex-boyfriend’s things. But when Arthur and Ben meet-cute at the post office, what exactly does the universe have in store for them? Maybe nothing. After all, they get separated. Maybe everything. After all, they get reunited.
-
-
Not even done
- By bj kilganan on 2019-04-06
Written by: Becky Albertalli, and others
-
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
- Written by: Stephen Chbosky
- Narrated by: Noah Galvin
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The critically acclaimed debut novel from Stephen Chbosky, Perks follows observant "wallflower" Charlie as he charts a course through the strange world between adolescence and adulthood. First dates, family drama, and new friends. Sex, drugs, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Devastating loss, young love, and life on the fringes. Caught between trying to live his life and trying to run from it, Charlie must learn to navigate those wild and poignant roller-coaster days known as growing up.
-
-
This book gave me feelings I didn’t know I had
- By Gunay on 2019-09-09
Written by: Stephen Chbosky
-
Date Me, Bryson Keller
- Written by: Kevin van Whye
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone knows about the dare: Each week, Bryson Keller must date someone new - the first person to ask him out on Monday morning. Few think Bryson can do it. He may be the king of Fairvale Academy, but he's never really dated before. Until a boy asks him out, and everything changes. Kai Sheridan didn't expect Bryson to say yes. So when Bryson agrees to secretly go out with him, Kai is thrown for a loop. But as the days go by, he discovers there's more to Bryson beneath the surface, and dating him begins to feel less like an act and more like the real thing.
-
-
Adorable!
- By Geeky Mama on 2020-08-13
Written by: Kevin van Whye
-
All That’s Left in the World
- Written by: Erik J. Brown
- Narrated by: Barrett Leddy, Andrew Gibson
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Andrew stumbles upon Jamie’s house, he’s injured, starved, and has nothing left to lose. A deadly pathogen has killed off most of the world’s population, including everyone both boys have ever loved. And if this new world has taught them anything, it’s to be scared of what other desperate people will do . . . so why does it seem so easy for them to trust each other? After danger breaches their shelter, they flee south in search of civilization. But something isn’t adding up about Andrew’s story, and it could cost them everything.
-
-
What it says on the tin:)
- By katherine on 2023-01-29
Written by: Erik J. Brown
-
They Hate Each Other
- Written by: Amanda Woody
- Narrated by: Anthony Rey Perez, Robbie Daymond
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There are plenty of words Jonah Collins could use to describe Dylan Ramírez. “Arrogant,” “spoiled,” and “golden boy” to name a few. Likewise, Dylan thinks he has Jonah accurately labeled as an attention-seeking asshat who never shuts his filthy mouth. Their friends are convinced Jonah’s and Dylan’s disdain for one another is just thinly veiled lust—a rumor that surges like wildfire when the two wake up in one bed after homecoming. Mutually horrified, Dylan and Jonah agree to use the faux pas to their advantage by fake dating.
-
-
So good!
- By Amazon Customer on 2023-08-16
Written by: Amanda Woody
-
Boyfriend Material
- Written by: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Joe Jameson
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Luc O'Donnell is tangentially - and reluctantly - famous. His rock-star parents split when he was young, and the father he's never met spent the next 20 years cruising in and out of rehab. Now that his dad's making a comeback, Luc's back in the public eye, and one compromising photo is enough to ruin everything. To clean up his image, Luc has to find a nice normal relationship...and Oliver Blackwood is as nice and normal as they come. He's a barrister, an ethical vegetarian, and someone who has never inspired a moment of scandal in his life. He’s perfect boyfriend material.
-
-
Here’s hoping!!
- By Tre2020 on 2020-11-05
Written by: Alexis Hall
-
What If It's Us
- Written by: Becky Albertalli, Adam Silvera
- Narrated by: Noah Galvin, Froy Gutierrez
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Arthur is only in New York for the summer, but if Broadway has taught him anything, it’s that the universe can deliver a showstopping romance when you least expect it. Ben thinks the universe needs to mind its business. If the universe had his back, he wouldn’t be on his way to the post office carrying a box of his ex-boyfriend’s things. But when Arthur and Ben meet-cute at the post office, what exactly does the universe have in store for them? Maybe nothing. After all, they get separated. Maybe everything. After all, they get reunited.
-
-
Not even done
- By bj kilganan on 2019-04-06
Written by: Becky Albertalli, and others
-
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
- Written by: Stephen Chbosky
- Narrated by: Noah Galvin
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The critically acclaimed debut novel from Stephen Chbosky, Perks follows observant "wallflower" Charlie as he charts a course through the strange world between adolescence and adulthood. First dates, family drama, and new friends. Sex, drugs, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Devastating loss, young love, and life on the fringes. Caught between trying to live his life and trying to run from it, Charlie must learn to navigate those wild and poignant roller-coaster days known as growing up.
-
-
This book gave me feelings I didn’t know I had
- By Gunay on 2019-09-09
Written by: Stephen Chbosky
-
Date Me, Bryson Keller
- Written by: Kevin van Whye
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone knows about the dare: Each week, Bryson Keller must date someone new - the first person to ask him out on Monday morning. Few think Bryson can do it. He may be the king of Fairvale Academy, but he's never really dated before. Until a boy asks him out, and everything changes. Kai Sheridan didn't expect Bryson to say yes. So when Bryson agrees to secretly go out with him, Kai is thrown for a loop. But as the days go by, he discovers there's more to Bryson beneath the surface, and dating him begins to feel less like an act and more like the real thing.
-
-
Adorable!
- By Geeky Mama on 2020-08-13
Written by: Kevin van Whye
-
All That’s Left in the World
- Written by: Erik J. Brown
- Narrated by: Barrett Leddy, Andrew Gibson
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Andrew stumbles upon Jamie’s house, he’s injured, starved, and has nothing left to lose. A deadly pathogen has killed off most of the world’s population, including everyone both boys have ever loved. And if this new world has taught them anything, it’s to be scared of what other desperate people will do . . . so why does it seem so easy for them to trust each other? After danger breaches their shelter, they flee south in search of civilization. But something isn’t adding up about Andrew’s story, and it could cost them everything.
-
-
What it says on the tin:)
- By katherine on 2023-01-29
Written by: Erik J. Brown
-
They Hate Each Other
- Written by: Amanda Woody
- Narrated by: Anthony Rey Perez, Robbie Daymond
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There are plenty of words Jonah Collins could use to describe Dylan Ramírez. “Arrogant,” “spoiled,” and “golden boy” to name a few. Likewise, Dylan thinks he has Jonah accurately labeled as an attention-seeking asshat who never shuts his filthy mouth. Their friends are convinced Jonah’s and Dylan’s disdain for one another is just thinly veiled lust—a rumor that surges like wildfire when the two wake up in one bed after homecoming. Mutually horrified, Dylan and Jonah agree to use the faux pas to their advantage by fake dating.
-
-
So good!
- By Amazon Customer on 2023-08-16
Written by: Amanda Woody
-
Boyfriend Material
- Written by: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Joe Jameson
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Luc O'Donnell is tangentially - and reluctantly - famous. His rock-star parents split when he was young, and the father he's never met spent the next 20 years cruising in and out of rehab. Now that his dad's making a comeback, Luc's back in the public eye, and one compromising photo is enough to ruin everything. To clean up his image, Luc has to find a nice normal relationship...and Oliver Blackwood is as nice and normal as they come. He's a barrister, an ethical vegetarian, and someone who has never inspired a moment of scandal in his life. He’s perfect boyfriend material.
-
-
Here’s hoping!!
- By Tre2020 on 2020-11-05
Written by: Alexis Hall
-
The Gravity of Us
- Written by: Phil Stamper
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Jonathan Davis, Gabra Zackman, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a successful social media journalist with half a million followers, 17-year-old Cal is used to sharing his life online. But when his pilot father is selected for a highly publicized NASA mission to Mars, Cal and his family relocate from Brooklyn to Houston and are thrust into a media circus. Amidst the chaos, Cal meets sensitive and mysterious Leon, another "Astrokid", and finds himself falling head over heels - fast. As the frenzy around the mission grows, so does their connection.
-
-
Cute Story with beautiful relationships
- By Darcy Tyrrell on 2020-08-25
Written by: Phil Stamper
-
And They Lived...
- Written by: Steven Salvatore
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Chase Arthur is a budding animator and hopeless romantic obsessed with Disney films and finding his true love, but he’s plagued with the belief that he’s not enough for anyone: he’s recovering from an eating disorder and suffers from body dysmorphia fuelled by his father and can’t quite figure out his gender identity. When Chase starts his freshman year of college, he has to navigate being away from home and missing his sister, finding his squad and contending with his ex-best friend, Leila, who is gunning for the same exclusive mentorship.
-
-
binge worthy!
- By Kindle Customer on 2022-12-15
Written by: Steven Salvatore
-
A Little Bit Country
- Written by: Brian D. Kennedy
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Andrew Gibson
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emmett Maguire wants to be country music’s biggest gay superstar—a far reach when you’re seventeen and living in Illinois. But for now, he’s happy to do the next best thing: Stay with his aunt in Jackson Hollow, Tennessee, for the summer and perform at the amusement park owned by his idol, country legend Wanda Jean Stubbs.
-
-
Highly recommend!
- By Amazon Customer on 2022-07-12
Written by: Brian D. Kennedy
-
Icebreaker
- Written by: A.L. Graziadei
- Narrated by: Tom Picasso
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Seventeen-year-old Mickey James III is a college freshman, a brother to five sisters, and a hockey legacy. With a father and a grandfather who have gone down in NHL history, Mickey is almost guaranteed the league's top draft spot.
-
-
Love love
- By coco on 2023-09-29
Written by: A.L. Graziadei
-
I Wish You All the Best
- Written by: Mason Deaver
- Narrated by: MW Cartozian Wilson
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Perfect for fans of Adam Silvera and Becky Albertalli, Mason Deaver's groundbreaking debut will rip your heart out before showing you how to heal from tragedy and celebrate life in the process. When Ben De Backer comes out to their parents as nonbinary, they're thrown out of their house and forced to move in with their estranged older sister, Hannah, and her husband, Thomas, whom Ben has never even met. Struggling with an anxiety disorder, they come out only to Hannah, Thomas, and their therapist and try to keep a low profile in a new school.
-
-
Sadder Than I Thought
- By Jamie @ Books and Ladders on 2021-08-16
Written by: Mason Deaver
-
Thirteen Reasons Why
- Written by: Jay Asher
- Narrated by: Debra Wiseman, Joel Johnstone
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Clay Jensen returns home from school to find a strange package with his name on it lying on his porch. Inside he discovers several cassette tapes recorded by Hannah Baker, his classmate and crush, who committed suicide two weeks earlier. Hannah's voice explains that there are 13 reasons she decided to end her life. Clay is one of them. If he listens, he'll find out why.
-
-
Clay = YES, Hannah = NO!
- By Corinne Corrigan on 2024-04-19
Written by: Jay Asher
Publisher's Summary
Now a major motion picture from 20th Century Fox: Love, Simon.
William C. Morris Award Winner: Best Young Adult Debut of the Year
National Book Award Longlist
"A remarkable gift of a novel." (Andrew Smith, author of Grasshopper Jungle)
"I am so in love with this book." (Nina LaCour, author of Hold Still)
"Feels timelessly, effortlessly now." (Tim Federle, author of Better Nate Than Ever)
"The best kind of love story." (Alex Sanchez, Lambda Award-winning author of Rainbow Boys and Boyfriends with Girlfriends)
Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: If he doesn't play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone's business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he's been emailing with, will be compromised.
With some messy dynamics emerging in his once tight-knit group of friends and his email correspondence with Blue growing more flirtatious every day, Simon's junior year has suddenly gotten all kinds of complicated. Now change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he's pushed out - without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he's never met.
More from the same
What listeners say about Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
Average Customer RatingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Robert
- 2017-11-29
truly amazing
Listened on one go. Brought back lots of feelings of being gay in high school. I cried a lot more than i thought i would and stayed up all night just to finish it.
Thank you so much for this book.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Marc P
- 2018-03-10
loved with all my heart
One of the best books i have read. great story with relatable characters. Just the best.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Nicola
- 2018-05-08
so sweet
such a lovely story, I couldn't stop listening. surprisingly realistic and relatable as hell. Simon's middle school experience Seriously happened to me, I wonder if it's a universal gay right of passage.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- levon
- 2019-04-09
good and relatable
funny, adorable but also very serious moment. i felt so many emotion throughout the whole book.
Recommend it
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Mel_G
- 2018-01-27
Regarding Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda.
I’m absolutely in love with this story. I don’t have one thing bad to say about, it’s just completely amazing. Literally, I would recommend this to everyone. It’s perfect.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Catherine Couture
- 2019-05-26
Amazing story
I really enjoyed this book, it is well written and help me understand the coming out every single time you meet a new person. It opened my mind to a lot of struggles that I never thought about before.
I would highly recommend this book.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Jonathan Elliott
- 2018-04-03
Amazing book, I'm recommending to everybody I know
Loved every moment of it, it was fantastic!
Recommend to anyone looking to come or who has come out
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Robynn
- 2021-02-02
epic book
it's my favorite book and I listen to it over and over 10 outta 10
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Harpreet
- 2017-10-28
best thing everrrrrrrr 💞💞
I'm in love with this freaking book 💞💞💞💞💞😍😍I'm so glad I came across this book 💞
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Joseph
- 2018-02-14
Best Novel EVER!!!
This book was literally everything I wanted it to be and more. Not only was it cute as hell, but it was believable, and dare I say relatable. Even if your not dealing with the exact same feelings Simon does in this book, everything from family to friends to just surviving high school is relatable. It helps that every single character is amazing and fleshed out...you actually feel for every character and you constantly are surprised by there development. The number one best part about this book, though, are the emails between Simon and his anonymous crush, Blue; every single chapter focused on there conversations is funny, sometimes sad, and oh so cute!!!! I did not want to put this down AT ALL and the fact that its becoming a movie is even better. Honestly, if you are looking for something funny and cute than this book is most definetly for you; just be ready to feel all the feels.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!