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The Facts of Midlife
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 7
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
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- cpattyso
- 2023-12-10
Short and Sweet
This is a short entry in the ongoing series, but a satisfying one. For continuing listeners/readers, just be aware there is a fair bit of recap of book 6 at the start. This was helpful for me since it’s been a few months since I last listened to book 6; however, if you’re reading them consecutively you might find it repetitive to start.
I loved the character of Abaddon in this entry and can’t wait to see more of him (hopefully) in future books.
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- DK
- 2022-05-26
Where is book 8???
Gah! Turns out according to author website, there’s another book in the series! Wasn’t expecting ANOTHER cliffhanger lol. No release date nor next book even listed on audible!
So yes it’s good but GAH!
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- Anonymous User
- 2022-12-05
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it is a lovely story is it continues on from the previous books and I enjoy stories like that. I highly recommend it. it was a very enjoyable read or listen in this case.
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- Chantel Vincent
- 2022-07-23
Can't wait until October!
I loved this series! I couldn't get enough, easy listening it made me laugh and cry. I can't wait for October for the next audible to come out. Jessica Almasy does and amazing performance, you fall in love with each character. I Highly recommend!
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- Julie-Anne Pineau
- 2022-05-23
wonderful
Such a great fun listen. Narrator is amazing. Author kept me enthralled. Random humor kept me laughing!
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- Caroline Paquin
- 2022-06-09
Too good!
I knew from previous books that Jessica Almasy was able to convey all the emotions contained in the stories told, and this is no different. I sobbed as much listening to some parts of this book than I did when I read it. This series is amazing in the written word, but pair Almasy's exceptional narration to Robyn Peterman's words and you are visiting a whole universe, again and again.
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- Macy GF
- 2022-05-08
Awesome listen, love it.
What made the experience of listening the most enjoyable?
The narrator. She is absolutely fantastic. And Robyn is an excellent story teller.
What did you like best about this story?
The way the loose ends weaved its way around so that a few loose ends were tied up.
Which scene was your favorite?
The final scene. Well written and emotional
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Yes both! Laughed out loud and cried over the loss of two important characters.
I loved it and can't wait until the next chapter of Daisy's and Gideon's next phase. I can't wait until the baby grows up.
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- Sharon Biech
- 2022-07-28
Love this series
Absolutely loved it. Story line kept me captivated. The humour had me in stitches. The Narrator was fantastic, the way she did the voices was awesome. I cannot wait until next book comes out!!!
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