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Chomp
- Narrated by: James Van Der Beek
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The hysterical number one New York Times best seller from Newbery honoree Carl Hiaasen featuring gators, snakes, bats that bite, and reality show hosts gone wild!
When Wahoo Cray’s dad - a professional animal wrangler - takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, the show's inept and egotistical star. But the job keeps getting more complicated: Derek Badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna - a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out.
They've only been on location in the Everglades for a day before Derek gets bitten by a bat and goes missing in a storm. Search parties head out and promptly get lost themselves. And then Tuna's dad shows up with a gun...
It's anyone's guess who will actually survive Expedition Survival...
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What the critics say
“Hiaasen’s best for a young audience since Newbery Honor Hoot (2002) features a shy, deep-feeling protagonist who’s also a pragmatist and plenty of nature info and age-appropriate cultural commentary…. Humorous adventure tales just don’t get any more wacked…or fun to read than this.” (Kirkus)
“Only in Florida - and in the fiction of its native son Carl Hiaasen - does a dead iguana fall from a palm tree and kill somebody.” (New York Post)
“Chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.” (Los Angeles Times)
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- Luke Gustafson
- 2023-11-05
Chomp is an amazing book
This is one of my new favourite books. Excellent performance and thank you Mr. Hiaasen!!
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- Mike & Bourbon
- 2023-08-20
A fun story and excellent narration
Chomp is funny and engaging. And James Van Der Beek is a great narrator. Just excellent!
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- Klondike
- 2019-04-08
Wonderful Novel, Wonderful Narration
I’ve always loved the book, and this perfect narration complimented it perfectly. I recommend it to teens.
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