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  • I Woke Up Like This, Except My Ex Is Gone!

  • A Hilarious Guide to Getting Over Them, and Yourself
  • Written by: Sophia Smartington
  • Narrated by: Sarah Kuklis
  • Length: 1 hr and 28 mins

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I Woke Up Like This, Except My Ex Is Gone!

Written by: Sophia Smartington
Narrated by: Sarah Kuklis
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Publisher's Summary

Your ex has vanished, leaving behind a void only slightly less depressing than your pile of unwashed laundry. But fear not, brave warrior! This book is your snarky best friend, here to guide you through the emotional minefield of post-breakup life. Consider it a crash course on how to survive (and even laugh at) those cringey moments when you find yourself sobbing into a box of stale cereal while rewatching your wedding video (that never even happened). Get ready to rediscover your inner badass – one disastrous date, empowering playlist, and tequila-infused margarita at a time. Because honestly, you woke up like this, and you're going to get through it with a healthy dose of self-love and sarcasm.

©2024 Sophia Smartington (P)2024 Sophia Smartington

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