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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Emily Tremaine
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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In this “fun, page-turner of a novel” (Sarah Haywood, New York Times best-selling author) that’s perfect for fans of Mostly Dead Things and Goodbye, Vitamin, a morbidly anxious young woman stumbles into a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church and soon finds herself obsessed with her predecessor’s mysterious death.
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"Tremaine's pacing and delivery capture Gilda's mounting anxiety as she spirals out of control, becoming increasingly preoccupied with death and disaster as her life crumbles around her. Tremaine's characterizations bring heart to Gilda's well-meaning co-workers, complex family members, and unique friendships." (AudioFile Magazine)
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- Konstantin
- 2023-08-28
Really like this book. Refreshingly different!
Really enjoyed this book and hope to find a similar one for my next read!
So refreshingly different how Gilda‘s thinking is explained. I can see myself in it quite often. But those are feelings and thoughts the society just doesn’t talk about!!
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sophomoric
despite having so much in common with the protagonist (a queer woman who's coded as ASD neurodivergent with massive anxiety and depression, struggling to mask and survive under capitalism and in a Catholic community)
even though I could relate so deeply to the experiences, I found the delivery and writing style to be psuedo-deep, juvenile, and trite.
None of the character's seemingly relevatory inner monologues- despite being deeply relateable- felt compelling. They felt recycled, like old tumblr posts
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- LB
- 2022-03-02
Loved it
A sweet story with à neurodivergent protagonist who gets caught up in a crime mystery. Reminiscent of “The Maid” if that helps. Loved this one.
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- Anna
- 2024-01-12
Not particularly fun
If you want a fun read, this is probably not it. If you are susceptible to falling into depression from hearing someone else be depressed for a whole book, this book is also probably not for you. I would not describe it as a page turner, but it was interesting and I enjoyed the ways the protagonist experienced and explained the oddities of working for a church.
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