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Behold, I am Ringo Mandingo. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me Gosh.
When I dance, I dance the hokey-pokey with the devil in the pale moon light. When I thirst, I reach for whiskey and zazzberry Kool-Aid. When I eat, it's a salad with no dressing or toppings, save for a lonesome and shattered crouton. When I love, I love the way a porcupine loves a balloon: unsuccessfully.
I also like to laugh, hike, travel, and go for long walks on the beach. Haters swipe left (or right, what the heck - let's DO this thing).
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