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Terrible.

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Évalué le: 2020-01-12

The worst audiobook I’ve listened to. Cant believe I slogged through all the way to the end of this turd. Ugh

I tried hard not to hate this audiobook, but it wasn’t easy.

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Évalué le: 2020-01-03

The narrator is mush-mouthed and can’t pronounce many words in the English language, including anything more than three syllables long. Unfortunately some of the most frequently used names in the book, including the main character, her ‘big shit-kicking gun’, and her pet giant bird, are more than three syllables.

I got fixated on her pronunciation of ‘body’ and started to cringe each time I heard her say ‘my bowdtee’.

The author seems addicted to a couple formulaic writing devices, and he uses over and over and over and over, till you realize that the writing is just going to be the same repetitive thing right to the end.

Basically the book consists of the main character kicking ass, with her big gun. That’s it. Supposed to be like Jorg Ancrath, only not nearly as smart.

I waded all the way through to the end only to find out that it’s only the first book in a series. What? Why?

Scratching up a few positive things to say- the narrator has some potential. If she got her hands on a dictionary that would be a big help.

The author also has potential. While it’s mostly just a bunch of cliches with an incomprehensible plot, the book does have a few clever lines and ideas in it. If it could have been edited down to about 1/10 of the length it would be more palatable.

Nothing in the writing to make me care

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Évalué le: 2019-09-05

Steven Pacey is incredible as always. But not given much to work with here. Characters are wooden and empty. Not the slightest hint of warmth, empathy, or humour anywhere in this book. The plot is a little disjointed and weak, but that would still be ok, if the reader was given anything here to care about.
Meh.

Not as good I was lead to believe, but still decent.

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Évalué le: 2019-07-29

Bought it because it won a major Audie award. Sort of surprised after I started listening to it- found the writing quite poor and the plot very weak. The narrator is excellent and has a beautiful voice. Writer has potential and improved towards the end of the book but I was left feeling like it won the award more for political reasons than overall merit.

Should have quit after book two...

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Évalué le: 2019-07-04


The author strays in this one from what he does best, which is - GI Joe lights the bad guys, Hoo-ah, and spends most of the book examining mundane facets of his twisted American survivalist ideology, in mind numbing detail. It’s a crappy ideology anyway, and not worth hours of boredom hearing about. At least not for anyone who has an actual life.
Large parts of the book are a blatant ripoff of Deadwood - gives the book a very amateurish feel.

Very good

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Évalué le: 2019-06-16

This book is a real step up from book one. The author seem to hit his stride. Basically generic GI Joe action stuff with lots of excerpts from American survivalist handbooks. Falls on its ass with the facts a few times but wtf- it’s fiction. Narration suits perfectly.

Good for what it is.

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3 out of 5 stars

Évalué le: 2019-06-11

Ok so this is a genre I’m extremely sick of and seem to keep stumbling into - American-centric content, set in apocalyptic shit hole they’ve made of the future - revolves around good ol macho American values of militaristic stupidity, ‘the marines’, guns, bombs, killing people, ‘good guys’ vs ‘bad guys’, and the occasional sprinkle of two dimensional ‘feelings’ for character development.
Having said that- it’s well written and a couple steps above most of the dreck in this field. TC Bray’s narration is top notch. The author spends a lot of time reciting factoids apparently gleaned from American survivalist manuals- which gets pretty old, but overall definitely worth a listen even if you’re as jaded as I am, and if this Stars and Stripes Rambo stuff is your cup of tea you’ll totally love it.

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More Americans in space.

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Évalué le: 2019-05-07

If you think ‘the Marines’ are the height of evolution then what’s not to like about them shootin’ shit up in space yo. Throw in an alien presence and a bunch of other two dimensional generic crap for a truly yawntastic adventure zzzzz. At least it’s set in space, not America, and we don’t have to hear a lot about ‘the president’ and ‘old glory’ and all that stuff. Narrator pretty much exactly suits the content.

Americans in space.

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Évalué le: 2019-05-07

Jaded cop on outlying space colony drinks too much alcohol and coffee, investigates mysterious case of missing woman till he steps on the wrong toes and is fired. Tensions increase between Mars, Earth, and outer colonies and an alien presence is discovered and sinister plot uncovered as jaded cop meets up with space cowboys and they shoot things up blah blah blah.

Page de couverture de Tigana

Meh

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3 out of 5 stars

Évalué le: 2019-02-28

It started off with promise but was largely boring and melodramatic. By the time I got 2/3 through I was having trouble sticking around, and the narrator sounded very much like he was too.