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  • Written by: Tara Sivec, Andi Arndt
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  • Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (411 ratings)

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Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words

Written by: Tara Sivec, Andi Arndt
Narrated by: Andi Arndt
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Publisher's Summary

Cowritten by USA Today best-selling author Tara Sivec and award-winning narrator Andi Arndt, a hysterically funny, heartfelt romance - created specifically for the audio format!

Nothing good ever comes from drinking a box of wine alone. So when I decided to entertain my drunken self by setting up some hand-me-down podcasting equipment and reading the steamy parts from romance novels, I never thought anyone would actually listen. The fact that I admitted my huge crush on my sexy next door neighbor made the whole thing even more mortifying. But sometimes life surprises you, and that’s how my podcast, Heidi’s Discount Erotica, was born.

Now I, Heidi Larsen, a sweet former kindergarten teacher in Waconia, Minnesota, lead a scandalous double life reading erotic novels to the listening world. And with each episode, I find myself embracing my new alter ego more and more. Now I’m starting to feel more comfortable in my own skin and do things I never would have dreamed of - like kissing my neighbor.

Look out, Waconia, because Heidi’s on the loose! She’s in your ears, in your hearts, and down your pants...wait, that didn’t sound as good as it did in my head. Well, you get the picture, don’tcha know!

©2019 Tara Sivec & Andi Arndt (P)2019 Audible Originals, LLC.
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Belly hurts from laughing!

This book was delightful! I literally found myself laughing throughout the entire book. The love story was sweet and refreshing. so nice to see it portrayed in a realistic light, and that goofy and awkward people can find hot romance too. Highly recommend. Fabulous characters and wonderful narration.

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Made me laugh out load

Very funny in parts…fun read. I really enjoyed the text auto correct. Silly and enjoyable.

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Funny and yet

sometimes also very cringy. I still would’ve listened to the whole thing in one go if I didn’t have to stop to be a responsible adult.

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Sexy, Cute, Nightmare Bars -Too Funny!

I loved the book it was a feel-good book all around. The part about the nightmare bars made me laugh my head off. It was good to see the main character Heidi develop and grow, starting over and all that comes with it. The book has a raw realness to it about relationships and the awkward insecurities we have all experienced as some point. I especially liked the fact that the main character Heidi was the one who identified her own insecurities, and she took the steps to fix it. It wasn’t like the classic romance storylines where woman is insecure about herself and then she meets the man, and he gives her the confidence yadi, yadi, ya, basically the man takes the credit. I thoroughly enjoyed Heidi’s transformation and the characters along the way that provided comical and real insight about relationships and human behaviour. Good character development every character played a role and wasn’t weirdly place just for the sake of it. Definitely a good read. The performers did a great job capturing the essence of the characters and bringing them alive off the pages. I have never been to Waconia, Minnesota, but if the people are anything like the characters in the book, I may want to visit there some day.

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great book

Loved this book.
I can't count the number of times this book made me laugh out loud.

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Love Love Love

Loved the story, loved the humor, loved the characters. Heidi was so real, the character completely reminded me of Ellie Kemper. Regardless of the mc having black hair, I kept picturing Ellie. The story is so cute and *sigh* if things like this happened in rl.

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😍 love this story

Definitely has some of Tara Sivec sprinkled in there.
Personally I love Tara and would read even a cereal box if she wrote it. I was excited to hear this new story co-written by Andi.
The two writers meshed well. Funny and cute all at the same time. Everyone should give this a go. It s a great story and I loved it

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I must read

This is an awesome but it made me laugh it made me cry it made me totally connect with Heidi it made me feel good knowing that when I was younger I went through some of the same things I don’t have anybody to help teach me the confidence that was needed definitely keeping that near the front just so I can read it again

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Oofta!

This was such a charming funny story. I can’t believe the number of times I laughed out loud. I really recommend this if you need something light and funny. Laughing is so therapeutic!

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Okay Listen

I enjoyed the narration but found the storyline a bit boring. Its a good listen for when you're working away

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