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Publisher's Summary
There are two kinds of women in the world - those I can bang, and those I can’t.
My teammate’s sister?
She’s a can’t.
I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in line.
She’s the brains.
I’m the brawn.
She’s the fruit.
I’m the sausage.
She talks too much.
I don’t talk at all, if I don’t have to.
Should be easy to resist her.
But every minute I spend with Felicity is another minute she gets under my skin. She makes me feel like something more than a dumb puckhead with a big Zamboni pony. And it’s getting harder to remember why I need to keep my hands to myself.
Beauty and the Beefcake is a vegan-friendly standalone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose vocabulary is the only thing smaller than a hockey puck, a book smart but aimless ventriloquist with too many voices in her head, a dilapidated old house that may or may not be haunted, and no cheating or cliffhangers.
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- OnaRose
- 2023-10-28
Adorable romance, with hilarious antics
I’m a huge Pippa Grant fan! In fact, this is my second time listening to this one - I’m kinda going through all her books in chronological order. It’s fun when you really know all the characters- you almost see it a little differently.
Quiet thoughtful hunky Hickey player and sweet super smart funny heroine. Throw in x-rated cookies, a monkey, and several opinionated puppets… if you like some slap stick along with hot sexy times, you’ll love Beauty and the Beefcake!
But you might wanna start with the other books in the series first if you haven’t already so you don’t get any spoilers!!
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