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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics
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Publisher's Summary
Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 15 short stories written in the style of a classic kid’s tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach.
What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. A middle age man is haunted by the voices of his own aging body.
The stories will make you laugh, cry and probably squirm a little. All performed by actors like Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Elliot Page, Mike Birbiglia, and many more.
This is an Audible Original Podcast. Free for members. You can download all 15 episodes to your Library now.
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- Laura
- 2019-05-21
Allow Continuous Play
I really like the episode idea, but please make it so you can continuously listen to one episode aftet another. Hands free is so much better while driving.
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- Vangel Vesovski
- 2019-08-03
Virtue Signalling Nonsense....
This was horrible to try to listen to. While I was OK with one of the stories, most of what I heard was politically correct nonsense. The Evangelical Hollywood Left needs to stop or it will destroy any credibility it has left. Time to move on, boys and girls. Go and listen to Mikail Bulgakov, Mark Twain, Jane Austen, or some other real literature and leave this junk behind.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-09-30
crazy stories
struggled to finish
very stupid stories
only good thing was the narration.
don't recommend it.
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- rae
- 2020-11-24
nick offerman is hilarious
great stories (especially amelia bedelia) but nick offermans intros were my fave part!!! hahaha he should write his own books - EDIT -HE DOES!!
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- Drew
- 2019-09-21
Funny, great musi
Funny. Weird. I really, really love the music though. It reminds me of Trent Reznor's piano playing.
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-06-27
The three F’s...
Fucking funny, Fucking crude, Fucking awesome. For a few bucks...
I would go back for more!!
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- Wolfe
- 2019-06-26
these are unbelievably entertaining!!!
I have a great time listening to these while hiking. i laugh out loud and scare the woodland creatures, which seems somehow appropriate! these fractured fairy tales are wonderful. nice to get such high quality member perks!
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- Shirley's awesome reads
- 2020-11-05
Not really bedtime stories.
For the most part, you'll be laughing too hard. More a fix your bad day stories. Highly recommend
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- Tod-Zilla
- 2020-06-09
Humorous and delightfully strange.
The variety is great! These short stories are ridiculous in all the best ways, quick easy and satisfying!
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- Cathy c.
- 2020-05-19
not for bedtime reading
This is not the book to relax you and help you talk sleep as I had hoped.
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