The Netherlands, home of the drugs.

The life of Vincent Van Gogh is well documented. Anyone that has ever held a pencil, dabbled with watercolour or hacked off their own lughole in a delirium of misplaced romanticism, has heard his name.

But the tale of Vincent van Gogh is truly a tale of two tales, interwoven together to look like one tale, and then forgetting about the half of the tale that explains the main bit of the tale lest it upset someone who thinks they know all about art history and sh*t.

It’s time to find out the part that Derek played.

This is the History of Derek van Gogh.

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History of Derek is brought to you by Now StandBack Media.

Written by Peter Richard Adams.

Performed by Benjamin Pemberton.

Produced by Adam Daffurn.

Artwork by Meg Hogan.

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The North Pole, home of the top of the world.

It’s the History of Derek Christmas special and snow is f*cking everywhere. So stoke the fire, pour yourself a glass and settle down child for the greatest yuletide tale ever told.

It’s time to find out the part that Derek played.

This is the true story of Derek the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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History of Derek is brought to you by Now Stand Back Media.

Written by Peter Richard Adams.

Performed by Benjamin Pemberton.

Produced by Adam Daffurn.

Artwork by Meg Hogan.

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Liverpool, home of the Scouse.

The story of The Beatles is well known… a cultural force so powerful that it made Britain swing its tits like they hadn’t swung since the roaring 20s when they hadn’t swung anyway just roared and who wants roaring tits?

But what was the secret to The Beatles’ success?

It’s time to find out the part that Derek played.

This is the History of Derek Beatle.

We salute you.

History of Derek is brought to you by Now Stand Back Media.

Written by Peter Richard Adams.

Performed by Benjamin Pemberton.

Produced by Adam Daffurn.

Artwork by Meg Hogan.

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London, home of the jellied eel.

The story of Jack The Ripper is well known and retold by generation after generation in pamphlets, plays, books and motion pictures.

But before the grotesque Ripper industry had even begun, another group of individuals were getting in on the act. Weak-minded individuals that were neither cats nor copies of cats, but copycats using the mayhem of Autumn 1888 to their own ends.

It’s time to find out the part that Derek played.

This is the History of Derek Ripper.

We salute you.

History of Derek is brought to you by Now Stand Back Media.

Written by Peter Richard Adams.

Performed by Benjamin Pemberton.

Produced by Adam Daffurn.

Artwork by Meg Hogan.

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Rome, home of the Pope.

Every child forced to study Roman crap knows the story of Julius Caesar.

But what isn’t known is the story of the man who made it all possible. For during every step of his career, Caesar was aided by someone that the annals of history have discarded like a 3am tissue.

It’s time to find out the part that Derek played.

This is the History of Derek Caesar.

We salute you.

History of Derek is brought to you by Now Stand Back Media.

Written by Peter Richard Adams.

Performed by Benjamin Pemberton.

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Artwork by Meg Hogan.

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History, home of the winner.

It’s time to take the book down from the shelf, blow away the cobwebs and remove the old Currys receipt inexplicably being used as a bookmark.

It’s time to find out the part that Derek played.

This is the History of Derek.

We salute you.

History of Derek is brought to you by Now Stand Back Media.

Written by Peter Richard Adams.

Performed by Benjamin Pemberton.

Produced by Adam Daffurn.

Artwork by Meg Hogan.

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