Jokes For Children

WHAT DO YOU DO if you LOVE tasty purple yummies that might drip or squish or melt or slosh or ooze when you eat or drink them? From raspberry pies to fruit jelly, to purple ice cream and popsicles, to bunches of grapes and purple puddings and fruit slushies and drinks and soups with purple veggies and more... They can get messy... YOU NEED TO KNOW about the SCHLURPLE PURPLE solution! Don't let delicious stuff dribble or drip away!

This book is the ultimate gift for inquisitive minds, offering a fantastic combination of learning and entertainment. It encourages children to think outside the box, boost their confidence, and have endless hours of enjoyment while expanding their knowledge. Using this educational and fun book, kids will be one step closer to becoming true riddle masters, all while having a terrific time learning and socializing along the way.

There is nothing better than being able to laugh uncontrollably at the silliest things. This book is jam packed with loads of silly puns and "dad jokes" for all ages that will have even the most serious person smiling and giggling. These jokes are based on the wonderful mysteries of space, and make the unknown galaxy a bit more relatable through simple humour that will leave every listener feeling the need to re-tell everything they have heard to the nearest person. With a mixture of puns, jokes, and dry humour, there is a variety of humour for everyone to enjoy!

Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid’s sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing the dreadfully good joke book for dads and their kids! Now, you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes.

This is a retelling of The Emperor's New Clothes for you to find the meaning. The Emperor loves to tell jokes. They are very corny jokes. What you might call “dad jokes.” His subjects politely laugh at his puns. More than telling witticisms, the Emperor loves to have new clothes. He cares more about his clothes than his subjects or the kingdom. Both are doing poorly. But, his royal highness is bored with the clothes he has purchased. The Emperor does not like any of the new clothes that he is shown.

Why should you brush your teeth, tongue, and gums at least twice a day? What is the right way to brush your teeth? How should you floss your teeth? Which kind of mouthwash should you use? Find out in this audiobook.

This side-splitting collection of 101 of the funniest knock-knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! All of the jokes have been organised into categories so that budding comedians can make their friends laugh at any occasion. Knock Knock. Who's there? Kent Harris. Kent Harris who? No, that's actually the narrator's name! Never mind, on with the jokes....

From the number one best-selling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more. Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas.

Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning listeners. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home.

The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke audiobook full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy, and massive assortment of Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to listen to and full of laughs. After a few jokes, you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This massive collection of 100+ Halloween jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter

101 Knock Knock Jokes is a funny collection of silly knock-knock jokes. Perfect for family nights, road trips, and plane trips. Try not to laugh! This is perfect for kids, teens, and adults.

Mads og Jakob er i sygehusets kælder. De har stjålet nøglerne til den blå dør. Bag døren ligger de døde. Mads og Jakob er nysgerrige. Men de glemmer, at døden ikke er en joke. Hvem ringer fra det ukendte nummer? Og hvor kommer den mærkelige slubren fra? Caroline Ørsum (f. 1985) er forfatter og underviser. Hun debuterede i 2009 med ungdomsromanen ‘Hovedet i skyerne’.

Hear 101 hilarious jokes from the wizarding world of Harry Potter! A must-have for any Harry Potter fan.

Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Joke-telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about turkeys and Thanksgiving.

This is a cat and dog joke audiobook dedicated to cats and dogs, of course.

The Great Book of Dad Jokes is here, packed with hundreds of bad, corny but funny jokes and puns. In fact, they are so bad, they're good! In this book you can be sure to find hilarious dad jokes. Haha, hilarious right? Get your hands on The Great Book of Dad Jokes today and up your joke game, or maybe you know someone this would be a great gift for? It's a great birthday present! Remember, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away!

Why did the monster cross the road? To BITE someone on the other side! Turn scary to silly with this laugh-out-loud joke book. Hunny and Funny are monster best friends. When Hunny is feeling sad, Funny knows exactly how to cheer up his friend... with laughter!

Liebe Kinder, liebe Eltern, herzlich willkommen! In diesem Buch haben wir die schönsten Kinderwitze zusammengestellt und durch unsere Kinder auf Witzigkeit prüfen lassen. Hunderte von Witzen hintereinander weg zu erzählen wäre vielleicht etwas eintönig. Deshalb haben wir das Hörbuch durch handgemachte Musik aufgelockert. So hat jeder die Möglichkeit, kurz zu verschnaufen und seine Bauchmuskeln zu entspannen.

A rainbow zoo of animal-fruit mash-ups dares listeners to "ditch the absolutes" and enter the colorful world of creative thinking through playful rhyme and made-up creatures, demonstrating to children (and their grown-ups) that the hope and promise of imagination shines brightest when you choose to show the world your true colors and "think in rainbow"!

Enjoy being whisked into the season of jack-o-lanterns, costumes, and treats by conjuring some extra, howling-good entertainment to share by the flickering fire! Vlad Wolf has compiled a sinister collection of Halloween trivia and jokes for all ages.