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  • The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook
  • Written by: Stassi Schroeder
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  • Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
  • 3.9 out of 5 stars (156 ratings)

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Next Level Basic

Written by: Stassi Schroeder
Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
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Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guide from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by the Betches and Andi Dorfman. 

Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of basic bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think you have to be pretentious to be cool. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on. 

This audiobook is for people tired of pretending they would rather see a Daniel Day-Lewis movie about sewing or read War and Peace than watch a Saw marathon or listen to...well, this audiobook! 

In Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty - all with the hope you can learn something from them.  

©2019 Stassi Schroeder (P)2019 Simon & Schuster

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Worst Book I have ever read

This book has to be one of the worst books I have ever read. So glad I had a credit.

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4 hours I’ll never get back

I never write reviews and don’t like being negative but this has got to be the worst book I’ve ever read/listened to in my life. I didn’t know who Stassi Schroeder was before I purchased this book as I am not a huge reality tv watcher but was intrigued by the title.....I’m all about learning new things but this was so narcissist and ridiculous I’m embarrassed to even say i finished this book. Congrats to her for writing a book and all but to the readers out there pls don’t even waste your time!

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An English major?

Save your time. This book was absolutely awful. I’m sure it’s better if you read it instead of listen to it. I can’t handle the “totes” and “maj” and “obvi” in every other sentence.

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GoTeam Stassi !!

If your looking for a good easy listen with funny chick vibes this is a no brainer !
Shes hilarious, fun , dark all at the same time !
I got through it in 2 days !

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Loved it ❤

Stassi story telling was amazing. I didn't want it to end. I loved it.

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Fell short

I honestly was hoping for some juicy behind the scenes gossip. I knew Stassi was a narcissist and self centered, but I always liked her on Vanderpump Rules. I was very disappointed that she ended up apologizing for the invisible "white privilege." she has at the end to save her sponsors. Why not just get better sponsors?

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Really wanted to like it!

I read the reviews and should have listened. I like Stassi so I thought it would be a fun listen but I couldn’t even finish it. It was just a bunch of nonsense and I didn’t find it entertaining at all. It sounded like it was written by a 14 year old girl. I think maybe that would be the demographic that could enjoy this. I still like her but sadly didn’t enjoy this at all.

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Basic Bitch follower

Loved her on Vanderpump and loved the book. it was the insite to her life (secrets) I've always wanted to know 😄👌

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Not bad - wouldn't pay to read it though

Worth the listen, I loved her in Vanderpump so figured I would give it a listen. Was alright!

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Stassi is so relatable and authentic

I loved this book because it allows you to think about the most basic things and who you truly are. It was so good I finished it in two days.

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