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- Karen
- 2018-10-20
I seriously laughed
This is hilarious, if you're a cynical sarcastic asshole......thankfully that 100% me.....I laughed till I nearly peed...I've shared this with friends to their great delight as well. WORTH IT!!!
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- H Garcia
- 2019-05-10
not impressed by some vocabulary they used
Why do some writers think adding a swear word here and there would make a better story is beyond me. I'll keep looking for actual refreshing stories.
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- ItsAMeBob
- 2020-03-26
I grew a bushy moustache just by listening to this
This was the finest piece of literature I've ever had the pleasure of listening too.
At first I was unsure about listening to bed time stories at 4 pm but how could I resist the unwavering urge to more than likely be insulted, forced into hysterics and to be somewhat tastefully seduced by Nick Offerman?
I couldnt that's how and now I'm forced to shave this picturesque, more manly than nearly any man, bushy, fully in mint condition moustache that grew right under my nose as I was enchanted by these stories.
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- ADiochon
- 2022-06-10
Good op protag story :)
A solid take with a fun limiter on the opness of the MC! Do recommend :)
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-04-09
Very entertaining
Nick never fails to entertain.
Sometimes the stories are grotesque. I love the modern twists on classic stories. I hope there will be a third installment of these enjoyable stories.
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- Malz1986
- 2019-06-09
Whoa
Okay these are really funny that's all you need to know and you should listen to it
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- Amazon Customer
- 2019-05-16
Really enjoyed this
The only bad thing I have to say about it, is that there aren't enough stories.
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- jrocmagoo
- 2019-03-01
good job
this was funny to listen to, a good quick listen
.keep it up I look forward to more
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- emmalee bennett
- 2019-02-22
Stories
they're just silly little rhymes. jokes and cynical laughs with some lullabies in the background. great for relaxing, light material
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