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Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
- Narrated by: Kelly Oxford
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
Narrated by:
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Publisher's Summary
Kelly Oxford is....
- A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for 6-year-olds
- Not the queen of the world
- An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
- The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
- A born salesman
- Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
- That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
- Totally an expert on strep throat
- Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
- A writer
- A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
- “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” (Bea, age 4)
- Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
- “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
- Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
- A terrible liar
©2013 Kelly Oxford (P)2013 HarperCollins Canada
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