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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
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- Narrated by: Tucker Max
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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Publisher's Summary
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world."
Actual reader feedback:
"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you: for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What would Tucker do?', and I do it, and I am a better man for it."
"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."
"I'll stay with God as my Lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
What the critics say
"Occasionally, a book comes along that horrifies and disgusts you while making you laugh out loud all at the same time. This book does that and more." (The Rebel Yell)
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- michael
- 2022-04-07
not as good as I remember
Tucker can't read his own work. I recommend the paper back. I read this years ago and loved it and thought it was the funniest thing ever but hearing him read it killed the book for me.
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- Mr B
- 2019-02-02
Glory Days
The man can tell a story and you are right there with a beer watching. Tucker says the things were all thinking....listened to this book on the road from St John N.B. to around Quebec city. I was in full out laughter at points.
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- Alexander Walsh
- 2018-01-25
racist, homophobic, misogynistic
and, worse, not funny. cliche lines and stereotypical. He's just lucky it was pre-social media and there's no record.
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- Alana
- 2021-07-09
100% Obnoxious
Only made it part way through. Lost me when you physically assaulted a woman by punching her in a vagina. You’re a piece of trash.
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- Brent Rochemont
- 2021-09-02
A waste of time and money.
Stupid stories written and narrated by a moron.
I couldn’t listen to anymore after only twenty minutes.
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- Daneton
- 2019-09-17
Not as good as expected
Assholes Finish First is better. A little disappointing and I found it surprisingly boring for a Tucker Max Book.
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