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  • Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
  • Written by: Bert Kreischer
  • Narrated by: Bert Kreischer
  • Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (173 ratings)

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Life of the Party

Written by: Bert Kreischer
Narrated by: Bert Kreischer
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Publisher's Summary

A collection of outrageous stories by the standup comic, TV host, and inspiration for the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no." If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname: "The Machine." He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live. And he wouldn't have been named the Number One Partier in the Nation by Rolling Stone, inspired the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder, or performed standup to sellout crowds across the country.

The stories Kreischer shares in Life of the Party are a guidebook on how not to grow up. From his fraternity days at Florida State University, to his rise as a standup, to his marriage and first brushes with fatherhood, Kreischer shows you a path that may not lead you to maturity or personal growth. But it will lead you to a shitload of fun.

©2014 Bert Kreischer (P)2014 Macmillan Audio

What the critics say

“The author's affability and self-deprecation only add to his charm, and the result is a genuinely hilarious look at life in the fast lane.” —Publisher's Weekly

“Bert Kreischer is one of the great American wild men. A gonzo warrior driven not by cynicism or a desire to reveal dark truths but instead by a deep, almost essential, need to have a good time--no matter what. His stories track the trials and tribulations of a big-hearted dude trying to fit in, help out, party and find himself. After all is said and done we arrive with him at the true humility of joy.” —Marc Maron, New York Times bestselling author of Attempting Normal

“Bert Kreischer is as fearless on the page as he is on the stage. Bert admits things in Life of the Party that most of us wouldn't even admit to ourselves. Open to page one and let Bert Kreischer take you on the magical ride. You'll laugh out loud frequently, feel uncomfortable occasionally, and even feel a little warm and fuzzy at the inner warmth of this perpetual man-child--but you will always, always be entertained.” —Mick Foley, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Foley is Good

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always a laugh with your clothes off

love the book he is suck a great comic and storie teller. all the great joke just in story form..

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this guy is a legend

the best story teller of all time! a audio book from a comedian that actually is funny!

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Lots of fun

Awesome audio book, lots of fun and it's nice and light to listen to on the way to work.

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Bert the machine!

Really loved the fun ride Bert took us on. Loved that he read it himself.

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Hilarious

Great book. Even better because Bert reads it himself and adds to the biography as he goes... such a funny comedian, reliving some of his stories and adding so much more. He even shows his vulnerable side, and his true love and appreciation for his family and friends. I loved every minute of this and was literally laughing out loud throughout the entire thing, well except a few parts near the end where as a dad, I almost cried a little.

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So funny

What a legendary collections of stories and experiences. Great audio book. Long live The Machine!

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THE MACHINE

if for no other reason, everyone should listen to or read this so they can hear the whole story of The Machine. among other stories it is unbelievable and read so well by the author. well worth the purchase price!!

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bert in all of berts glory

the bert stories we love with the man telling them himself. With a few surprise breaks such as taking his pants off, this book is an all around win and made even better by bert colouring the stories with energy and some audio only asides

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Funny

His story telling is great. One of my fav comedians. The Russian story was bananas!

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Great laugh!

Enjoyed the book. Bert made it even more funny by reading it. Gald I took the chance to listen to it!

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