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  • You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again

  • One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up
  • Written by: Heather McDonald
  • Narrated by: Heather McDonald
  • Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again

Written by: Heather McDonald
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You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin.

As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God, Heather waited 27 years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book."

Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out", blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love - and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.
©2010 Heather McDonald (P)2011 Brilliance Audio, Inc.
Entertainment & Celebrities Comedy & Humor
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"The only thing funnier than Heather's impersonation of us is... this book!" (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian)

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So funny!!

Heather McDonald is by far one of the most relatable comedians I’ve heard. A must listen

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great fun read

I love heather and her podcast. this book was a very cool window into her early years

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