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Bite Me

A Love Story

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Bite Me

Written by: Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Susan Bennett
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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”

—Carl Hiaasen

The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

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This book (all three books, in fact) is so funny and performed to such hilarious perfection that you laugh really, really hard and could get into an accident while driving, or drop a weight on some unfortunate part of your anatomy at the gym. The up side is laughing hysterically for no apparent reason while on public transit will usually clear some physical distance around you pretty quickly, and probably get you an empty seat in the wake of the “get away from the crazy person” exodus.
You may also experience side effects like tears streaming down your face, the need to stop dead while walking to bend over with laughter, the sudden onset of starting each sentence which sounds like a question? with “Kayso” and referring to significant others as “love monkey”.

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The narrator's voice characterization of the main girl in the story, while probably accurate to character, was annoying to listen to and made it difficult to finish. Another good story by Moore, and if you can get past Abby's "voice", this is fun.

Good story, voicing can be annoying

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