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  • Written by: George Carlin
  • Narrated by: George Carlin
  • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (19 ratings)

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Brain Droppings

Written by: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
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Publisher's Summary

The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, George Carlin shares all-new, cutting-edge opinion and observational humor in this best seller. Carlin demolishes everyday values and leaves you laughing out loud. Learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for "Legal Murder Once a Month," and his plan for "World Peace Through Dancing." Performed by Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
©1997 Comedy Concepts, Inc. (P)16 9; 2000 HighBridge Company

What the critics say

  • Grammy Award Winner, Best Spoken Word Comedy Album, 2001

"Carlin...doesn't disappoint." (Entertainment Weekly)

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Typically GEORGE!

A good listen. George's sense of humour is second to none. He tells it like it is and never fails to make me laugh,. Aside from laughter and top notch comedic material he always gives us food for thought.
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George Carlin

Hilarious as usual. You always learn something when you listen to George or at least realise it.

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wonderful

..... as always. And better because he read it himself. A big part of his comedy was his delivery.

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Miss that guy!

Great wisdom doled out with nonsense. We need another George Carlin! He always made you think!

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