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Sci-Fi Junior High: Crash Landing

Written by: John Martin, Scott Seegert
Narrated by: Nate Begle
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Publisher's Summary

Middle school in space! An alien dog! A mad scientist! Sci-Fi Junior High is galactically good! James Patterson presents a hilarious space adventure featuring an average human kid getting into a universe of trouble.

Kelvin is the new kid at Sci-Fi Junior High - a floating space station filled with alien kids form across the universe. And he arrived just in time for the annual school dance: The Galactic Get Down!

Kelvin is desperate to take luminous Luna (her species literally glows), but now that his secret about not being a Mega Supergenius is out, Kelvin doesn't have a shot. He has to think of a way to become super cool so everyone forgets he lied about his average intelligence....

Cue mad scientist Erik Failenheimer's escape from his asteroid prison, an army of Pinions (any similarities to the Minions™ is purely coincidental), and a battle to save Sci-Fi Junior High from imminent doom. Let's dance!

"Saving the universe has never been so much fun!" - Gordon Korman, number-one New York Times best-selling author of 39 Clues and Masterminds on Sci-Fi Junior High.

©2018 John Martin and Scott Seegert (P)2018 Hachette Audio

What the critics say

"It's a classic trope executed so funnily that it manages to seem fresh. Amusing black and white illustrations pepper the text. There's plenty here to warrant another outing with Kelvin in a sequel."— Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books
"A diverse crew of extraterrestrial life forms [are] amusingly brought to life in Martin's comic panels.... Echoes of comic books, Star Wars, and 1950s sci-fi classics resound."— Kirkus Reviews
"More riotous high jinks on the high frontier."— Booklist
"Easily digestible segments, [and] sheaves of cartoons...are interspersed throughout the text, boosting the comedic action into even higher orbit. A crowd pleaser."— Booklist
Praise for Sci-Fi Junior High: Crash Landing:
"A sci-fi book for young readers... exciting and interesting enough to hold their attention."— Library Connection
"Corny jokes, wacky high jinks, a supervillain bunny, and engaging illustrations keep the pages turning.... Wacky out-of-this-world fun."— Kirkus Reviews
"The Final Frontier of funny! Attention all librarians: order extra copies of Sci-Fi Junior High as the waiting list will be long, persistent and potentially riotous. The funny is strong with this one."— Jake Marcionette, New York Times bestselling author of the Just Jake series
"SCI-FI JUNIOR HIGH is packed with not just galactic-scale laughs, but also genuine middle-school appeal. Saving the universe has never been so much fun!"— Gordon Korman, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Masterminds, Swindle and The 39 Clues
Praise for Sci-Fi Junior High: A 2017 Parents' Choice Award® winner!
"A fun [...] extraterrestrial adventure.... Punchy black-and-white spot illustrations and comics sequences appear throughout, playing up the slapstick humor."— Publisher's Weekly

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