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Unmentionable
- The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners
- Narrated by: Betsy Foldes Meiman
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Have you ever wished you could live in an earlier, more romantic era?
Ladies, welcome to the 19th century, where there's arsenic in your face cream, a pot of cold pee sits under your bed, and all of your underwear is crotchless. (Why? Shush, dear. A lady doesn't question.)
Unmentionable is your hilarious, scandalously honest (yet never crass) guide to the secrets of Victorian womanhood, giving you detailed advice on:
- What to wear
- Where to relieve yourself
- How to conceal your loathsome addiction to menstruating
- What to expect on your wedding night
- How to be the perfect Victorian wife
- Why masturbating will kill you
- And more
Irresistibly charming, laugh-out-loud funny, Unmentionable will inspire a whole new level of respect for Elizabeth Bennett, Scarlett O'Hara, Jane Eyre, and all of our great-great-grandmothers.
(And it just might leave you feeling ecstatically grateful to live in an age of pants, superabsorbency tampons, epidurals, antidepressants, and not dying of the syphilis your husband brought home.)
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.
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- Robert Hoskins
- 2023-05-20
Waist of my time
nothing of substance here. Just rambling on about nothing. Nothing of substance. I didn't find it interesting
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- Lynne Rutledge
- 2022-02-06
Enjoyable pop history
Great look at everyday life for a specific section of Victorian society. Love the tone of the writing, and the performance really compliments it.
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- Alex
- 2021-08-21
Enlightening and Humorous!
I enjoyed travelling back in time and learning all there is to know about surviving as a lady in the 19th century! It really makes you appreciate all the hard work women did back then. As well as finding a new appreciation for the women who fought for all women and what our world is now in the 21st century. Very well written and read!
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