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F*cking History

111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School

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F*cking History

Auteur(s): The Captain
Narrateur(s): The Captain
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 History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.

Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born.

The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great.

You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra.

People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how. Amour et romance Arts de la scène Relations Romance Drôle Spirituel Comédie Chats
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The performance is so obnoxious. You have to have a very low IQ to actually enjoy this audiobook.

Great if you love heterosexual toxic bro bro masculinity

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The stories were interesting but the delivery was obnoxious. It felt like the narrator was going to jump into an add read at anytime.

Short, Sweet but obnoxious

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The Captain lays down history in a manner that keeps you engaged and entertained!

If my teachers had half the passion and any ability to tell a story I would have actually listened in class.

Awesome listen!

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