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God Is Disappointed in You

Written by: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
Narrated by: James Urbaniak
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God Is Disappointed in You is for people who would like to read the Bible...if it would just cut to the chase. Stripped of its arcane language and interminable passages, every book of the Bible is condensed down to its core message, in no more than a few pages each.

Written by Mark Russell with cartoons by New Yorker cartoonist Shannon Wheeler, God Is Disappointed in You is a frequently hilarious, often shocking, but always accurate retelling of the Bible, including the parts selectively left out by Sunday School teachers and church sermons.

Irreverent yet faithful, this book is a must-listen for anyone who wants to see past the fog of religious agendas and cultural debates to discover what the Bible really says.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

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The narrator is amazing. If you don’t have time to read the bible or find it boring this is the book for you. Plus side it’s hilarious. #Audible1

Better then the reference material.

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I loved everything about this. Extremely creative writing and a fun way to keep you interested in the bible. While stripping away all the over the top preachiness they were able to leave behind humour and good messages that are portrayed through the teachings. Would recommend to anyone.

Hilarious and thoughtful

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Captures the essence of the bible in often hilarious ways. I couldn't imagine a better narrator for the job. Don't listen to it if you are easily offended or if you take your Christianity (or yourself, or life) too seriously.

Amusing summary of the bible.

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This was an excellent book to listen to while working. I'm very familiar with the Bible, and it was hilarious and refreshing to hear each book summarized in so crisp and humorously as this. highly recommend for those who've read the Bible and those who haven't even opened its pages

The Bible for those with a funny bone

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I loved this book and laughed all the way through it. Its not rude or disrespectful in anyway but witty and fun humor. very informative as well, Sums up the Bible nicely.

insightful and delightful

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