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Old Dogs, Older Tricks
- Junkyard Pirate, Book 2
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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He’s a Vietnam vet, with a new lease on life. To fight an out-of-this-world invasion, he’ll need a little help from his friends...
Albert Jenkins never cared much for bureaucrats and politicians. So, when the Galactic Congress refuses to act on the illegal invasion of Earth by parasitic aliens, he does what any self-respecting vet would do - he steals a spaceship. But when AJ and a snarky pop culture-loving alien companion are pursued by space cops, he does the only rational thing he can come up with. He strategically crash-lands on a junkyard moon.
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Old Dogs, Older Tricks is the second book in the wild Junkyard Pirate space opera series. If you like sarcastic heroes, hilarious extraterrestrial sidekicks, and ragtag military units, then you’ll love Jamie McFarlane’s epic adventure.
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- Lori
- 2021-09-12
Sci fi meets escapism
Feeling old? Dreading an alien invasion? Like a bit of humor with you conspiracy theories? Then this might just be the book for you. Mikael Naramore reads with a comfortable, calming voice and the story is engaging and interesting enough to listen to before bed and still want more in the morning..
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