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Poison for Breakfast

Written by: Lemony Snicket
Narrated by: Patrick Warburton
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Publisher's Summary

A new stand-alone adventure - appropriate for all ages - by Lemony Snicket, one of the 21st-century's most beloved authors.

For more than 20 years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young readers and listeners through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest book - a love letter to listeners young and old about the vagaries of real life - longtime fans and new listeners alike will experience Snicket's distinctive voice in a new way.

This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections: the proper way to prepare an egg, a perplexing idea called "tzimtzum", the sublime pleasure of swimming in open water, and much else.

Poison for Breakfast is a classic-in-the-making that - in the great tradition of modern fables like The Little Prince and The Phantom Tollbooth - will delight listeners of all ages.

©2021 Lemony Snicket (P)2021 Penguin Teen

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