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Princess Master

Written by: Eric Vall
Narrated by: Alex Perone,Marissa Parness
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Publisher's Summary

Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber.

Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”.

Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog.

I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.

©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall

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  • Bryan Gallagher
  • 2020-08-22

Dumb characters fumble through everything.

The princess fumbles through everything. Her lack of knowledge on her powers or the carpet. Weird since her husband, aka knockoff Aladin flew it all the time. They are walking this whole way carrying boxes full of armor and gear and shoes? it's hard enough to cross a desert without all of that. I feel like this book was not thought out very well. I can't even call it cheesy smut since the MC hasn't even dipped his Wick yet.

narration on point and the voices are beautiful.

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  • Jay
  • 2020-09-21

An ok version of adult Disney

My biggest issue with this story and the author in general is his sex scenes. Normally there is no building but straight into fantasy. For example there is a bonding ritual in this story which is sexual. This ritual also forms bonds of marriage so it should be special. Instead of it being special a moment between the MC and his new wife it gets turned into a teenage boy's fantasy. I find that it takes away from the story. These type of sexual fantasies should not be in the beginning of the relationship building but a few books into the series. I feel even in fantasy books there should still be some signs of realism when it comes to building characters and the bonds that form friendships and relationships.

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  • Renegadescribe
  • 2020-09-03

Neat Concept but the Execution...

I am a fan of Eric's works, and I went into this expecting the same level of storytelling and narrative quality as I experience in his Making Monster Girls, but it just fell short. The entire concept of a Mario-like plumber going to save Disney princesses was hilarious and something I was looking forward to hearing but, after listening to the first hour or so and hearing the vapid nature of the Jasmine drop-in character, I just could not take it. I was expecting a lot more from the princess character and like some other reviews said the way she was portrayed just made it painful to listen to her, regardless of the excellent job that Marissa Parness does in her voice.

Unfortunately, as much as I like Eric's work this series is one I'll have to pass on. I'll keep going with Making Monster Girls or some of his other works.

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  • kevin
  • 2021-01-26

I cant finish

I hope the trend of everything is easy for the mc stops with the author this is boring the princes just throws herself at the mc right away and the rest is meh.

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  • Godslayer671
  • 2020-11-24

Awesome

This book is like a new twist to Disney lore. Realy well written and is a great listen.

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  • Steven McMasters
  • 2020-08-24

Great!

Enjoyed this book. Good story and well performed. Can't wait for the next installment.

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  • Dylan
  • 2021-07-23

If it wasn’t so much like Disney it would be better

It could have be better if it wasn’t trying to copy Disney princess I couldn’t get through the first chapter

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  • CC
  • 2021-06-28

Awesome

Okay amazing narration by alex and marissa but not going to lie it took me some chapters to take the story seriously because of who the characters were based off, the story its a bit cliche hero summoned to save the world the interesting part are the princesses

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  • STEVEN B COTRONE
  • 2020-09-10

great story

love this book can't wait for the next book . And to see who his next wife will be.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 2023-01-13

just awful

don't get this one. The author is a terrible writer. every character is the worst version they could be, and everyone is just stupid. this is the second book by this author I have tried. the MC is a guy who does little and has girls throw themselves at his feet.