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Second Hand Curses

Written by: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Marc Vietor, Tavia Gilbert
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When your fairy godmother threatens to enslave you with a curse - when a malevolent piper solves your rat problem but steals your children - when you seek revenge on the prince who turned you into a frog - who can you turn to in your hour of need? The band of scoundrels known far and wide as the Bastard Champions - the swashbuckling trio who travel a world of legend, seeking adventure and righting wrongs - as long as there's enough gold to be earned. They are Jack, the seemingly unkillable leader whose ever-present grin belies a dark past; Marie, who fights with fury but battles more fiercely to control the beast within; and Frank, the master of logistics, whose cloak hides horrific scars that are far more than skin-deep. As they slash and scheme through kingdom and village alike, the Bastard Champions uncover tantalizing clues to their ultimate quarry: the powerful Blue Fairy, who has made each of their lives a living hell.

Second Hand Curses adds a dash of sly wit and a heaping portion of action to the fairy tales you thought you knew.

©2017 Andrew Hayes (P)2017 Audible Originals, LLC.

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Great story, excellent voice acting

Story kept me listening. Not a deep book, but thoroughly entertaining and links back to childhood classics. Excellent voice acting. #Audible1

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So much fun!

The voice acting was excellent and the story was full of action. I couldn’t stop listening
Not appropriate for kids in some areas but definitely ok to listen to as a family with some preteens and up
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Amazing everything

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Enjoyable!

It was a wonderfully light and enjoyable listen! I would not be angry if there was a sequel!

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So much fun!

This book was so much fun to listen to! the milti-actor recording was super fun and not clunky or awkward at all like some can be. would recommend for people who like a fun romp in a fairy tale world!

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Interesting take on fairytales

I really enjoyed this audiobook. The writing was great and the narrators did a fantastic job. I’m definitely going to check out more titles by the author.

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Fantastic

It's clever, it's intriguing and above all, it's a great book. I listened to it a few times and it's been wonderful each listen. The only issue I have is that there isn't a second one yet.

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Fairytales from a different angle

This book was amazing, the narrators were talented, and it was better than I expected! Highly recommended!!!

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Great story and voice acting

Very enjoyable and great voice acting. Refreshing take on fairy tales. Characters have good personalities and are fleshed out as the story passes, but just enough to keep them interesting and grow them.

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old fables made new

exrtra twist of new stories. enjoyed different character actors in the story. i would love to enjoy more of this realm.

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