Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals - here is a collection of all the best sellers you've heard about!

• "The Fridges of Marin County": A hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator
• "Embarrassed by the Light": A guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences
• "A Year in Pompeii": Fond pre-Vesuvius anecdotes and recollections
• "Iron Tom": Help your neutered cat regain his masculinity
• "The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People": Annoying strategies for getting what you want
• "The 'Baby You're Hot' Zone": A deadly flesh-eating virus affects Hollywood agents
• "Listening to Pringles": A psychologist/grocer chronicles his experience in treating depressive patients with prescription junk food

And more!