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The Future According to Me
- Narrated by: Emo Philips, Rob Kutner, Jane Wiedlin, Kurt Andersen, Cecil Baldwin, Kipleigh Brown, Eddie Pepitone
- Length: 57 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Hipster aliens! Existentially aware smart toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be but probably shouldn't.
Includes never-before-seen primary source documents like:
- The official memo of the triumphant Jewish/gay/lizard-people conspiracy
- The diary of a time-travelling garbage man
- The unearthed prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus
If you listen to this book, you are guaranteed to start traveling into the future.
©2011 Rob Kutner (P)2015 Audible, Inc.
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- Anika
- 2023-04-25
Very funny and weird
If you like Welcome to Night Vale, you'll probably love this. I thought it was great
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