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  • The Kiss Quotient

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  • Written by: Helen Hoang
  • Narrated by: Carly Robins
  • Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (318 ratings)

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The Kiss Quotient

Written by: Helen Hoang
Narrated by: Carly Robins
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A cosmopolitan title to get excited about in 2018!

Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan.

The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan - from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best kind of logic...

©2018 Helen Hoang (P)2018 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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Steamy

Very descriptive, felt like I was in the story. Narrator did a great job with the different characters.

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my first romance novel as a guy -- loved it

this was my first romance novel ive read -- im a guy in his 30s. i was so entertained and got a lot out of it. Audiobooks are a great format for this genre

it starts to get really good at chapter 15.

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love love love

I'm usually pretty picky with single narration romance novels, but this narrator did an amazing job of conveying both the male and female characters with distinct voices, and character traits. I listen to this entire book in 2 days. It was intoxicatingly sweet, exceptionally sexy, and so much fun. I squealed a few times and gasped out loud more than once.

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interesting story

it was well read. hard to stop listening. cute description of emotions or events.

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Loved it!

The narration was chosen well to convey the rigidity of the one character. Lots of character development and spice level was perfect. Definitely recommend.

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A win for neurodivergent women!

Loved having an ND protagonist who was well portrayed and multi-faceted. I wept during the first half of the book listening to this woman have her companion respect her boundaries, show patience and compassion, never patronize, and overall just be a stellar man. And more, he doesn’t ask her to change/mask/integrate. She it completely accepted as-is. Desirable, sexy, wanted…stims and all.

It’s also really well narrated. Kudos to the actors who never enter caricatures. A refreshing addition to the genre.

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A Modern Love Story

A quick read. Great narrator, makes each character sound distinct. Sympathetic characters you cheer for.

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A pleasant surprise

I loved it, it was an interesting book. Not what I usually listen to, it is actually quite a seductive book. The narrator really made the book come to life, lol.

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Did not like the narrator

The narrator’s voice for the female lead was good, but too feminine for the male lead, and a bit over the top for the rest of the characters.

The story was predictable, though I did like that the characters broke gender and societal stereotypes (maybe a bit on the nose). All side characters were one-dimensional.

The miscommunication/misunderstanding conflict was drawn on too long, and after a certain point was just annoying. [SPOLER] After a girl tells you in tears that she wants you for real for real, why is it still a surprise later on?

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When looking for lewd book as a neurodivergent

This book was amazing. I didn't want it to end. The ending was a little cliché, and a bit of a struggle (just communicate already!) it was only a bit of a struggle but not painful. But a great start of audio books for me. Highly recommend for those looking for a dirty/hot book with a story!

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