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The Panther In My Kitchen

My Wild Life With Animals

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The Panther In My Kitchen

Written by: Brian Blessed
Narrated by: Brian Blessed, Hildegard Neil
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Read by the author, Brian Blessed

Recorded with all of Brian’s ebullience, The Panther in My Kitchen is a laugh-out-loud, life-affirming audiobook about the joy animals bring and why we should care for them.

Brian Blessed has a lifelong love of animals and over the years has rescued cats and dogs, horses and ponies, and even a very ungrateful fighting cock. All were characters in their own right, such as Jessie, a dog left languishing for a year at the local RSPCA, who ruled the entire household with a rod of iron, when she wasn’t out harassing the local vicar. Then there was Bodger, an abused terrier cross breed, who was nursed back to health by Brian and his wife, and Peppone, a stray cat and notorious thief, who was responsible for a crime epidemic in the Bagshot area. Most of all there was Misty, a soul mate and the first Jack Russell Brian met who didn’t take an instant dislike to him.

Over the years Brian has encountered more exotic animals too, from Kali the black panther who had free run of his kitchen and the gentle boa constrictor Bo Bo who went for walks with him in Richmond Park to the female gorillas who found him incredibly attractive.

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A fun and heartfelt time exploring the authors life, prepare yourself for smiles, laughter and a few shed tears. The narration truly feels as though he is in the room with you speak in conversationally like an adventurous relative regaling you of their life.

A rousing time with an old friend

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Sir Brian should revisit his older books and put them in audio form. Simply the best oratory thespian alive !!!!
Gordon’sAlive !!!!!

Keep them coming !!!!

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Brian is the Live, Laugh and Love guru of all time. Such a fine example of how to live with all beings and care without discrimination. His is the heart of compassion, and inspires to get every ounce of joy from life. Hooray for an optimist in today’s mad world.

So good I had to hear it twice!

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