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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!
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Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.
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- Ashley T
- 2019-06-10
light and funny
Great light read, perfect for a book to read on vacation or when you are looking to escape winter. I laughed a lot!!
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- Shanna
- 2019-05-16
Meh
Really wish the narrator was a woman and a man instead of the guy sounding like a prepubescent teen. The story was meh, alright. Prefer her Beautiful Bastard series.
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- Anonymous User
- 2021-05-12
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I heard about this book after finishing “The Hating Game” I’m not really a fan of the ‘fake relationship to real relationship’ trope which is why it took me awhile to decide on trying it out, but I enjoyed this audio book a lot. I think I would of enjoyed this book more if I read it myself then listened. Cynthia Farrell was great I just didn’t like the way she made Ethan sound. He sounded like an old, frat dude. It fit Dan’s character perfectly, but it was hard to ignore it whenever Ethan would start talking. I pictured Ethan to have a much more deeper, sultry voice and I know that it would be a little difficult for a woman to portray what I wanted to head, but I just wished that he sounded a little more manly and a lot less frat boy. Overall, great audio book. Happy that I decided to try it out^^
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- Dahyana Gomez
- 2021-05-17
wow wow wow love it!
Everything in this book is awesome. I had such a great time listening it. The narrator is perfect. This book is a must read
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- A Bird CAN fly
- 2019-08-10
A funny, light read
Easy to listen to, perfect for when you're needing a break from your busy reality!
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- Cat Ciolko-Sutton
- 2024-01-10
Loved This Romance Story
Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man, Ethan Thomas, her future brother in law brother.
Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.
Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is, Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.
They realize that Ethan's brother told them lies about each other to keep them apart, but it is his loyalty to his brother that breaks her heart. Will he realize that she is telling the truth, and when he realizes it, is it too late for her to forgive him? Can he win her back?
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- Sridhar
- 2023-10-22
Such boring book
It just dragged on and on. If I had no compulsion of having to finish, I would have let it go after reading ten pages.
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- Nicole Oaten
- 2023-04-23
Cute but predictable
super cute story. Definitely predictable but a perfect little chic-flick type listen. would definitely recommend.
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- Karla
- 2023-03-19
Ok
I would recommend this for youth/very young adult. Kind of a repeat of similar/like books. Parts were funny and had me laughing.
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- Karine Marcoux
- 2023-01-25
cute!
made me laugh out loud a couple of times, I LOVED the girl who read the book, she did so good.
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