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Toddlers Are A**holes
- It's Not Your Fault
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development - not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.
Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief - along with the very good news that It's Not Your Fault. Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside". Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), things you thought you'd never say that you now say as a parent of a toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").
Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent to tired parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
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- Heather
- 2019-01-15
My go to morale builder!
Things is a funny, relatable, and sometimes aggressive book about raising a toddler. Got it because I was feeling beat down and hearing that I'm not alone in this journey of parenthood brought my spirits back from the dead. A great read altogether.
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- Danielle Garfield
- 2021-10-09
Well written, well read.
This book was so relatable! I enjoyed the book and the narration so much! Many moments of literal laughing out loud! I will be rereading this one again.
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- Sim 🦋
- 2020-03-01
Not helpful is an understatement.
I was under the impression this was a parenting book since it was under Parenting... While the book is funny, I've bought it out of desperation to help me tame my unruly toddler. The first 50 minutes are spent complaining about how crazy toddlers are while advising to go buy beer and chocolate to help you cope.. Oh, and there's no point in trying to feed your child properly, because they won't eat anyway. This book actually does damage. Amazing.
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- Avril
- 2018-08-28
A wasted credit .
Not Funny and YELLED not performed. B
ought because Whoopi said it was good. Sorry Whoopi.
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