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Her good looks are just a cover for Last Comic Standing winner Iliza Shlesinger's acerbic, stream-of-conscious comedy that she unleashes on an unsuspecting audience in her hometown of Dallas in War Paint. She dissects dating habits and is here to report back on why people go to sports bars, the hassles of getting packs of drunk girls to food, and what ordering lobsters on a date really means.

©2013 Iliza Shlesinger (P)2013 New Wave Dynamics

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  • Rae
  • 2018-10-14

It's OK

I adore Iliza and have watched all her specials, but that's what this is-- audio from a stand-up special. It's good, but I wouldn't call it an audiobook, and wouldn't spend the money/credit for it again. Use that for her "Girl Logic" book-- that one is DEFINITELY worth it :)

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  • Brittany S.
  • 2020-03-11

Want a refund. Just the audio of a stand up show.

I love her but this is missing a lot of the act. You can't see half the jokes

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  • J. Andersen
  • 2018-04-28

Love her

Title says it all. I love her. She's a genius. She always makes me laugh and I wish that more of her routines were on audiobook.

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  • Murrlin
  • 2021-04-08

Just wasn't funny

I snickered once during the entirety of the whole book. It just wasn't funny. Dissapointed.

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  • Cmon
  • 2020-01-03

definitely worth it ...I laughed out loud

looked like a weirdo laughing at gym with head phones on. love it. get it

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  • Angela D Garvin
  • 2019-01-03

Even her Early work Rocks!

This is a recording of one of her earlier stand up comedy specials. if you like this, you'll live her later specials. Her work has improved by leaps & bounds.

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  • Haley
  • 2017-07-09

Love this show but

Love this show but if you haven't seen the performance some of the stuff she mentions you need to see visually

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  • Weaponmaster
  • 2018-08-16

Very funny! Great to listen to on a rough day!

So I had watched the "War Pain" special on Netflix and had wondered how similiar this one would be. The audiobook is pretty much the audio from the special but with a few things cut. Thankfully what they cut was things displayed on the special which really can't be transferred to audio. It would have been nice to get maybe an extra two or three comedy stories which weren't part of the Netflix special, but hey, it is what it is. Iliza is hilarious and her stories, regardless of gender, will have you laughing. Highly recommended and I look forward to hearing more Iliza audiobooks!