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Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

Big Questions from Tiny Mortals
Written by: Caitlin Doughty
Narrated by: Caitlin Doughty
Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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Best-selling author and mortician Caitlin Doughty answers real questions from kids about death, dead bodies, and decomposition.

Every day, funeral director Caitlin Doughty receives dozens of questions about death. The best questions come from kids. What would happen to an astronaut’s body if it were pushed out of a space shuttle? Do people poop when they die? Can Grandma have a Viking funeral?

In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?, Doughty blends her mortician’s knowledge of the body and the intriguing history behind common misconceptions about corpses to offer factual, hilarious, and candid answers to 35 distinctive questions posed by her youngest fans. In her inimitable voice, Doughty details lore and science of what happens to, and inside, our bodies after we die. Why do corpses groan? What causes bodies to turn colors during decomposition? And why do hair and nails appear longer after death? Listeners will learn the best soil for mummifying your body, whether you can preserve your best friend’s skull as a keepsake, and what happens when you die on a plane.

Beautifully illustrated by Dianné Ruz, Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? shows us that death is science and art, and only by asking questions can we begin to embrace it.

©2019 Caitlin Doughty (P)2019 Recorded Books

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love Caitlyn!!

very interesting if youre interested in north american Death "rituals"
also very interesting if you want to learn morw about better ways if burial

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Excellent!

Great questions and great answers! Thanks Caitlin! You did a fantastic job, as always. 😃

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Short, sweet, and informative.

Written and performed with a glorious macabre humor that gently walks you through all the gory details of death and what happens after. Another great piece of content from Caitlin that is much appreciated!

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i loved it. from start to finish. was narrated very well. very informative and done tastefully.

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Just so real

I always enjoy hearing from this author, and this book, as always, doesn’t disappoint. Thanks Caitlin.

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lighthearted look into corpses

Very well narrated by the author. Some of the questions I've had in my head about corpses and funeral preparations are answered. Quite an enjoyable listen.

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I enjoyed this book.

I think that I will memorize "The Cremation of Sam McGee" by Robert Service. I find both funny and fitting here. Oh, sorry! About this book. It is full of respect without being dreary or depressing. Many children only worry about these things when they are taught to. I remember seriously telling a teacher as a preteen that blood coming out the mouth means being shot in the lungs. I was a cute kid. 😱

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Written for kids, but I enjoyed it!

I was initially disappointed (in myself, for not having read the description!) that this book was written for children. That said, I enjoyed hearing answers to some questions I had previously pondered, and others that I had never considered. I recommend it.

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Didn't expect to like this as much as I did

This book was incredible. It's premise is simple, just questions about death answered but you'll learn so much from it. Add in a great sense of humor from the author/narrator and it's a great time overall.

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Fun Listen

Most of her content is on YouTube for free but this was discounted so I took a chance. Most I already knew or was commonsense but there were a few interesting facts here and there. Overall wasn't disappointed.

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  • Babs
  • 2019-10-24

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

I have a serious problem with this book. It isn’t long enough! Only four hours? Really? In honesty I enjoy the writing and performance styles of Caitlin Doughty very much. I recommend her books to my friends all the time. This one does not disappoint and I must say our children have some very interesting questions.

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  • Sydney V.
  • 2020-01-17

VERY informative and fun

As a hospice nurse, I love that someone is addressing these topics. This book has helped me answer many questions I have been asked by the smaller humans I come in contact with at my job. A++ and keep up the amazing work you do.

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  • Elijah
  • 2019-09-21

There is just something with Caitlin Doughty...

Ever since I became a subscriber to ''Ask a mortician'' on youtube I have dwelled into the massive library of videos she has uploaded over the years - and there is just something about her voice, her humor mixed together with facinating science about corpses and our culture, history and rituals around death that makes it so darn interesting to watch. Then, I listened to 'Death in the afternoon' and was HOOKED! Eventually catching up to date with the podcast episodes on my bikerides to work I was craving more DEATHFACTS and storytimes to listen to on my daily bikeride to work.

And thank heavens - Caitlin had released her book in audioform! Now I have more fun deathfacts, science and philosophy about death and corpses that just fills my everyday. I realize this sounds absolutley ridiculous for a revew but... I think maybe that speaks for itself. You wont regret reading this book, and having Caitlin reading it makes it like a 4+ hour episode of ''Ask a mortician''! THANK YOU!

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  • NikkiCoolJoe
  • 2019-10-24

Caitlin Never Dissapoints!

Another humorous look at the facts from our favorite mortician! Too much stigma surrounds the reality of death and it needs to be cleared away. You will come across some information you already know, especially if you have read her other two books; however this is definitely worth the listen! Many more new facts, and myth busts await!

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  • Largactil
  • 2019-10-20

A great listen for anyone curious

I have listened to this short but worthwhile book three times in the 24 hours I have owned it. The questions asked by children and answered by an expert writer and mortician are absolutely fascinating. I didn't realize that this was the same author of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes until starting to write this review. That book is also wonderful and challenged and changed many of my ideas about funerals and what I desire for myself when the time comes. I highly recommend both books.

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  • Lisa J. Shultz
  • 2020-02-03

Great questions from kids!

Kids have written good questions that others have put into books before, which I appreciated. Mortician and author Caitlin Doughty cleverly took questions from her young followers and answered them for us. I particularly liked finding out what happens when someone dies in an airplane next to you while in flight. I loved the Audible version as Caitlin's voice tones and mannerism were delightful. If you want a few laughs about the topic of death, this book is a good one.

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  • saundra Mitchell
  • 2019-09-18

Loved it!

Like all of Caitlin Doughty's books, I just couldn't put it down. I love that she narrates the book herself. Death isn't something most people talk about and it's refreshing to have someone be so honest about it.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 2020-01-07

Great listen for the morbidly curious

If your feelings are tender because you've lost someone dear to, maybe postpone reading or listening. Otherwise, this book is fascinating and I learned a lot. I gave it four stars because towards the end, I felt like it was a bit predictable and repetitive (maybe the last five chapters or so?) but everything else I loved.

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  • 20eagle16
  • 2019-10-06

Buy This Audio Book

There is a reason this book is getting so many five-star ratings. It deserves the rating! I was thoroughly entertained and informed at the same time. The narrator (the author) has a perfect voice and comedic timing for this macabre humor. But, along with the humor, many myths are debunked. I learned a great deal of information in a fun manner, and I believe you will have the same experience. I intend to listen to this again. Soon!

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  • 520 8698064
  • 2019-09-18

I love Caitlin Dougherty so much !

she is fabulous Frank and funny. her honesty and humor is both informative and comforting on the subject of death I recommend to everyone and anyone all of her books. and recommend checking out her YouTube videos Ask a mortician.

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