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Zombie Horror at the Garden Centre

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Zombie Horror at the Garden Centre

Written by: Gary Graves
Narrated by: Nick Johnson
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The undead are blooming just in time for the Spring Bank Holiday…

When Brockleby Garden World launches its latest promotion — a mysterious new mulch dubbed “Zombie Compost” — no one expects the special offer to come with actual flesh-eating customers.

Between pensioners armed with novelty flamingos, teenage shelf-stackers wielding leaf blowers, and a manager in denial about everything (including his haircut), things quickly go from compost to catastrophe.

Now, a mismatched bunch of survivors must battle reanimated bargain-hunters, botanical chaos, and a soundtrack of 1950s swing music while trapped in the UK's most middle-class apocalypse.

Perfect for fans of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and listeners who like their horror with a heavy dose of sarcasm, this comic splatterfest delivers gardening gore, undead absurdity, and sharp British wit by the wheelbarrow-load.

Warning: May contain scenes of graphic horticulture.

©2025 Gary Chaffey (P)2025 Gary Graves
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