YO! Happy New Year, youse jagoffs! Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re ringing in 2026 with the kind of resolutions that nobody asked for and nobody’s gonna keep. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we’re talking about our New Year’s resolutions, specifically the "No-Nut Resolution." Mark and Cody discuss the rules, the mental fortitude required, and exactly how many hours it’ll take before someone cracks. It’s a journey of self-discipline that’s destined for failure, and we’re documenting every awkward second of it.

Then, we turn our attention to The Birds. It’s the last game of the regular season, and the stakes couldn't be higher. We’re breaking down the path to the second seed in the playoffs and why home-field advantage is the only thing standing between us and another Super Bowl parade on Broad Street.

But wait, there’s more identity crisis drama! We are changing the name of the podcast again. We go through the latest list of contenders and try to figure out if we’re finally going to land on something that doesn't involve a lawsuit.

Finally, Cody drops a taco conundrum on the table that is so logically flawed yet structurally sound it actually breaks Mark’s mind. We’re talking a philosophical debate about meat, shells, and gravity that leaves the studio in shambles.

It's a jawn full of New Year's madness, playoff math, and taco-induced existential crises. Grab your leftover holiday hoagie, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and pull out the fuggin' confetti because we hit the big one—Episode 100! We never thought we’d make it this far without getting arrested or canceled, but here we are. Fuggin' listen!

First, we’re getting a little sentimental. We’re looking back at 100 episodes of absolute chaos—how we’ve grown from two jagoffs in a basement to two jagoffs with a slightly better microphone. But hitting the century mark has us thinking: is it time for a fresh start? We spend this episode debating changing the name of the podcast and throwing out some wild alternatives. We need your help to decide if the current jawn stays or if we pivot to something even more Philly.

Then, we dive into the TV world. We're talking about the series Heated Rivalry—is the drama as spicy as they say? Plus, we get into Pluribus. Mark tries to explain the high-concept math of it all, and Cody tries to figure out how it helps him win at the casino. It’s a deep dive into the "many" vs. the "one," or whatever.

Finally, we’re talking about The Birds heading north to Buffalo. It’s cold, it’s windy, and the Bills Mafia is probably already jumping through flaming tables. We discuss the matchup, why Josh Allen should be scared of our pass rush, and how the Eagles are going to silence the crowd in Western New York. Pack your parkas and your batteries, because this game is going to be a battle!

It's a milestone jawn full of rebrand debates, TV reviews, and Bills-bashing. Grab your Wawa coffee and a celebratory soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are celebrating some history this week! The Birds did it, the drama is real, and the wine is... well, it's something else. Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Eagles have officially clinched the NFC East! For the first time in over 20 years, we’ve gone back-to-back as division champs. We’re talking about that early 2000s energy and why this team is built to keep the crown in Philly where it belongs. Dallas is in the rearview mirror, and the road to the Super Bowl runs through South Philly!

Then, we dive into the messiest documentary of the year. 50 Cent is finally dropping his Diddy documentary, and you know Fifty isn't holding anything back. We discuss the clips, the trolling, and whether or not Puff is actually cooked. It’s the ultimate "I told you so" from the king of Queens, and we’re here for every second of the petty.

Finally, we introduce our newest (and most questionable) sponsor: Penis Noir. It’s a bold, full-bodied red wine that’s definitely an acquired taste. Mark gives us a "professional" tasting notes breakdown and explains why this is the only bottle you should be bringing to Sunday dinner if you want to make your mother-in-law uncomfortable.

It's a jawn full of victory, celebrity takedowns, and very awkward wine. Grab your Wawa coffee, pour a glass of the Noir, and fuggin' listen!

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