YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re heading into Thanksgiving week with two fuggin' words: Dallas Sucks! Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Birds. It’s Cowboys Week, and the media is inventing drama in the Eagles locker room like they’re trying to win a Pulitzer for fan panic. We are too busy hating Dallas to worry about some manufactured beef. This is the NFC East title on the line.

But this week is also about family, and for us, that means a Thanksgiving full of debauchery that would make your grandmother clutch her soft pretzel. We’re talking about the wildest holiday moments and things we're genuinely grateful for—like girls named Crystal (spelled with a 'C' or a 'K', we're not picky!).

Finally, Philly Mark is in full war-room mode preparing for Black Friday. His mission? Securing a 20-inch flat screen TV for the most sacred place in the house: the baffroom. We analyze the strategy, the sales, and the absolute necessity of being able to watch the Birds while you're on the throne.

It's a jawn full of football hatred, holiday chaos, appreciation, and aggressive consumerism. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're diving straight into a pile of national nonsense that needs a deep clean. Fuggin' listen!

We're kicking this jawn off with the infamous Epstein files release. We're not talking about the conspiracy theories, we're talking about the real dirt—specifically, the absurd fantasy that Trump and Clinton were having a romantic moment together. Cody and Mark act out the most awkward, unbelievable "romantic" scene ever to go down on that island. Grab a soft pretzel, because this role-play is a mess.

Then, we've got a public service announcement about "Huns" and their fuggin' perfumes! What is with women in this city wearing so much cologne, you can taste it two blocks away? We're breaking down the physics of a scent cloud and why you don't need to smell like a Wawa air freshener exploded on you.

And speaking of controversial jawn, we get into the whole nightmare surrounding the new Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs movie. We discuss the casting drama, the political fights, and why Disney decided to fix a story that nobody asked to be fixed. It's a comedy of errors involving fairy tales and social media meltdowns.

It's an episode covering everything from political drama to overpowering fragrances. Grab your coffee and your nose plugs, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re digging up secrets and celebrating greatness—from West Chester to a retired NFL player's, uh, greatness. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we're throwing it back to Bayside High and re-watching Saved By The Bell. The verdict is in: Zack Morris was a stone-cold sociopath! We break down his worst offenses and debate what that blonde menace would be doing today. Spoiler: He's probably an NFT bro in a mid-life crisis selling life coaching on TikTok.

Then, we're giving a huge GO BIRDS! shout-out to local legend Will Garner, the star running back from Rustin High School in West Chester, PA, who dropped four fuggin' touchdowns in their last playoff game. That's pure Delco-area excellence! The kid's a beast, and we're officially putting him on the Iggles' draft board.

Finally, we hit the wildest story on the internet: The retired NFL player whose wife filed for divorce because his package was too large. Are you kidding me?! Forget irreconcilable differences, that is the single greatest excuse for a breakup ever. We analyze the logistics and wonder if this guy is secretly a superhero.

It's a hilarious jawn covering everything from '90s trauma to local heroes and world-class problems. Grab your coffee and a soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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