YO! What’s up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re coming to you live from the wreckage of the Eagles season. It’s over, it’s ugly, and we’ve got a lot of venting to do. Fuggin’ listen!

First, we address the elephant in the Linc: the disappointing end to a year that felt like a slow-motion car crash. We break down a full year of offensive struggles—the play-calling, the lack of rhythm, and why the "passing game" looked more like a "passing out" game. This leads us to the hot seat: Kevin Patullo. We discuss who needs to come in and save this offense before next season is wasted, too.

Then, we pivot to a TV pitch that might actually get us kicked off the air. We’ve got an idea for a Who Wants to be a Millionaire spinoff. Picture this: a dude walks out on stage, and the contestants have to guess exactly what kind of weird sex stuff he’s into. It’s the ultimate game of "don't judge a book by its cover," and Mark thinks he’d be a Grand Champion at guessing the weirdness.

It's a jawn full of sports depression, coaching carousels, and the most uncomfortable game show in history. Grab your Wawa coffee and your antidepressants, and fuggin’ listen!

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YO! Happy New Year, youse jagoffs! Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re ringing in 2026 with the kind of resolutions that nobody asked for and nobody’s gonna keep. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we’re talking about our New Year’s resolutions, specifically the "No-Nut Resolution." Mark and Cody discuss the rules, the mental fortitude required, and exactly how many hours it’ll take before someone cracks. It’s a journey of self-discipline that’s destined for failure, and we’re documenting every awkward second of it.

Then, we turn our attention to The Birds. It’s the last game of the regular season, and the stakes couldn't be higher. We’re breaking down the path to the second seed in the playoffs and why home-field advantage is the only thing standing between us and another Super Bowl parade on Broad Street.

But wait, there’s more identity crisis drama! We are changing the name of the podcast again. We go through the latest list of contenders and try to figure out if we’re finally going to land on something that doesn't involve a lawsuit.

Finally, Cody drops a taco conundrum on the table that is so logically flawed yet structurally sound it actually breaks Mark’s mind. We’re talking a philosophical debate about meat, shells, and gravity that leaves the studio in shambles.

It's a jawn full of New Year's madness, playoff math, and taco-induced existential crises. Grab your leftover holiday hoagie, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and pull out the fuggin' confetti because we hit the big one—Episode 100! We never thought we’d make it this far without getting arrested or canceled, but here we are. Fuggin' listen!

First, we’re getting a little sentimental. We’re looking back at 100 episodes of absolute chaos—how we’ve grown from two jagoffs in a basement to two jagoffs with a slightly better microphone. But hitting the century mark has us thinking: is it time for a fresh start? We spend this episode debating changing the name of the podcast and throwing out some wild alternatives. We need your help to decide if the current jawn stays or if we pivot to something even more Philly.

Then, we dive into the TV world. We're talking about the series Heated Rivalry—is the drama as spicy as they say? Plus, we get into Pluribus. Mark tries to explain the high-concept math of it all, and Cody tries to figure out how it helps him win at the casino. It’s a deep dive into the "many" vs. the "one," or whatever.

Finally, we’re talking about The Birds heading north to Buffalo. It’s cold, it’s windy, and the Bills Mafia is probably already jumping through flaming tables. We discuss the matchup, why Josh Allen should be scared of our pass rush, and how the Eagles are going to silence the crowd in Western New York. Pack your parkas and your batteries, because this game is going to be a battle!

It's a milestone jawn full of rebrand debates, TV reviews, and Bills-bashing. Grab your Wawa coffee and a celebratory soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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