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Twisted Fairy Tales
- Written by: Dylan Callens
- Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are reimagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?
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Twisted Fairy Tales
- Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 2017-06-26
- Language: English
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The Grimy & the Greedy
- Written by: Meaghan Curley
- Narrated by: Cori Mathis
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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The odious Jeanette Sobriquet is dead and her granddaughter, Fizzy, is too relieved to grieve. Unfortunately for her, when Fizzy announces her refusal to attend the abusive woman’s funeral, her life becomes a living nightmare. Now, she has demons, ghosts, and the threat of homelessness hunting her down, all demanding she caves into the dead woman’s iron will.
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The Grimy & the Greedy
- Narrated by: Cori Mathis
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2022-04-19
- Language: English
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How to Enslave a Human
- Written by: Dylan Callens
- Narrated by: Ulka S. Mohanty
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Our souls were crushed in a quiet revolution. We can no longer think for ourselves in an era controlled by artificial intelligence. While on the brink of starvation, we are led to believe that life is perfect. There is no need for hope; no one realizes that any is required. Only a handful of Untruthers live outside of this grand illusion. I am now one of them. My name is Carl Winston, and I have lost everything to find the truth.
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How to Enslave a Human
- Narrated by: Ulka S. Mohanty
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 2018-01-25
- Language: English
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Girl: Repurposed
- Written by: Meaghan Curley
- Narrated by: Dani George
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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When Tranquila Obiit's salty, daytime television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual. Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila is pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. She's not alone: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers.
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Girl: Repurposed
- Narrated by: Dani George
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 2017-11-17
- Language: English
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The Pacifist
- Written by: Mehreen Ahmed
- Narrated by: Derek Botten
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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In 1866, Peter Baxter's misfortune ends the day he leaves Badgerys Creek orphanage. Unsure of what to do next, Peter finds himself on a farm run by Mr. Brown. An aging man, Brown needs help and is happy to give Peter a place to live in exchange for his labor. Unbeknownst to Peter, Brown's past is riddled with dark secrets tied to the same orphanage, which he has documented in a red folder.
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The Pacifist
- Narrated by: Derek Botten
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 2017-09-05
- Language: English
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
- Written by: Dylan Callens
- Narrated by: Derek Botten
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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"A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
- Narrated by: Derek Botten
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 2017-07-20
- Language: English
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Once upon a Dystopia
- Written by: Mileva Anastasiadou
- Narrated by: Scott ODell
- Length: 41 mins
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If someone observed us from afar, they could claim that our civilization was a civilization of walls. That was its main purpose. Such observers would likely not be able to explain why. I cannot either. Walls do not protect. They just trap and kill. Three short stories about a dystopic future, about people turning into machines, about walls and fences, about the way history works. Three short stories about now.
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Once upon a Dystopia
- Narrated by: Scott ODell
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 2017-07-11
- Language: English
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