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Cute but Psycho
- Narrated by: Aleksi Graves, Jay Raymond, Rip Devons, Theo Sinclair
- Length: 18 hrs and 57 mins
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Publisher's Summary
I'm certifiably insane. Just ask my amazing therapist. He's my soul mate and a vampiric serial killer. There's no one I'd rather stalk more.
Except no more late-night slinking for me. I'm in the Asylum, committed as a danger to myself and others. They tell me I'm delusional, and they aren't wrong...except about what.
See, this place is made for supernaturals too dangerous to let roam free. The doctors, the staff, the family members that helped put us here are all in on it, trying to convince us magic is just another delusion. They plan to keep us here forever—sedated and docile.
Aren't we all just perfect test subjects for inhumane experiments? Well, the doctors think so at least.
Yeah...it's time to bust out of the loony bin. Unfortunately for our zookeepers, we're the most dangerous supernaturals there are, and we haven't been taking our medicine.
A genetically modified super alpha wolf monster. An ultra-rare basilisk so venomous he can't leave any skin exposed. My dreamy serial-killing vampire therapist.
Oh, and me. A genetic marvel, one of the few dhamphyr to ever exist and probably, just a little...more crazy than most.
Nighty night Asylum. Don't let the nightmares bite.
Author Note: Full-length STAND-ALONE! This is a why choose/reverse harem dark paranormal romance where the female lead does not need to choose between her three male love interests. There are M/M scenes, steam, and mature themes, including violence, language, etc.
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- Sherij
- 2022-10-08
Messed up AF and worth it
Go in blind and enjoy the ride....it's spicy at, tons of death and psycho characters all
of the place.
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- Sean/Paula
- 2023-05-03
Great book
I was in such a reading slump and this book pulled me right out of it. It’s different then any book I’ve read. I 1000% feel like I need more of these 4 psychos and am so sad to be done it.
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- SereneAutumn
- 2023-06-04
Twisted
I love how unique the story is and the POVs we're exquisite. Shame that the spoken parts weren't done by their respective voices but only the voice of whom the POV was from.
As a Pans3xual I appreciate the representation in the romance and debauchery.
I listened twice and picked up new subtle details. I don't know if they were meant as fun lore easter eggs we can speculate on or if they were avenues the writer didn't have time to expand upon, but I really liked the extra depth (ex. Each man saw a different eye colour when looking at Brie, even before the experiments)
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- amber
- 2024-07-10
40 chapter smut
what can i say about this book..well the performance was well done each voice was perfect.
was a little crazy at times
but if i had to say something it would be this.....
40 chapters of crazy porn with a sprinkle of story.
the story was way to long.
the movement was so slow with a cup of sex,threesomes,male on male sex
it had so much potential for this book but fell did not meet the challenge
each chapter has sex in it a few words for the book to move on but in each chapter there is sex so much sex
im no prude and love my sex books but give me some movement,some story line,something other then sex....
so good luck with this one
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