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  • Babies and Other Hazards of Sex

  • How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
  • Written by: Dave Barry
  • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
  • Length: 1 hr and 34 mins

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Written by: Dave Barry
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
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Publisher's Summary

Dave Barry exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960's that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. His new book gives parents-to-be the hard facts they need. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to free themselves from their self-made macho prison - to laugh, cry, love and just generally behave like certified wimps.

Barry reveals, for the first time, the secret chant for painless childbirth. He also reveals why no secret chant could possibly take a woman's mind off the fact that she is in such pain, that she wants a gigantic comet to crash into the earth and kill her and her husband and the doctor and the nurses and everyone else in the world.
©2000 Dave Barry (P)2009 Phoenix
Sexual & Reproductive Health Infants & Toddlers Relationships Literature & Fiction
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