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Calm the F*ck Down
- How to Control What You Can and Accept What You Can't So You Can Stop Freaking Out and Get on with Your Life
- Narrated by: Sarah Knight
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
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Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together.
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- Jenn
- 2020-04-17
useful and entertaining
I absolutely love it, having anxiety and worries myself, I found this book extremely useful, gave me some news tools to help keep myself calm. plus I love how she is blunt and the swearing just makes it a more easy going book. definitely recommend listening to it
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-08-17
Brutally Honest and Hilarious!!!
Anxiety is a hard card to be dealt but Knight does a FANTASTIC job of keeping things light while addressing real issues with real solutions.
10/10 suggest you give it a read!
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- It’s me!
- 2019-04-23
Sarah made big changes most of us can't afford
Sarah had a funny delivery and kept me entertained, but I wouldn't say I have transformed as a person.
Her premise is simple: when you get wound up - calm the F down. What she will also tell you is she lives in the Caribbean and leads a much different life than the average North America. I'm not faulting her, just re-iterating that it's hard to relate to someone on island time when deadlines are real and stress cannot be avoided.
Honestly, it was funny and one of the more common sense self-help books I've heard - just don't expect to come out the other end a brand new person.
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- Jody Moran
- 2023-01-02
Worth it!!!
Love it!!! This book is exactly what I needed!!! Highly recommend this book to anyone!!!
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- Shannon Leflar
- 2020-02-06
Loved it
Loved this book. It was funny and on point. Good solid task oriented to-dos for support.
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- Sheri DeSousa
- 2023-05-08
Loved it
I love anything from Sarah Knight. I feel I finally found books that actually help. Maybe it’s the way my brain works but I loved every minute of it. Took a lot away as well.
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- Christine Dawdry
- 2024-03-13
Blunt and informative
Loved the delivery of information . Really helped me to compartmentalize how to effectively deal with small and big life issues !
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- Dee
- 2023-01-29
The perfect book
It’s perfect book to give you the nudge you need. She teaches great strategies. I could not put this book down
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- Nadia Aucoin
- 2021-02-05
Very Entertaining
I am not an overly anxious or stressed out person, but I recently experienced a level of anxiety I had never gone through before. This book is not for people who have a chronic or medical problem with anxiety. But it can help someone with periods of higher levels of stress who want to learn to deal with it in a concrete step-by-step method kind of way.
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- Anonymous User
- 2019-01-18
hilarant
la lecture était fluide et l'histoire avait une suit logique! Je l'ai même faite écouter à mes amis!
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