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Dead and Horny
- Dangerous Appetites
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...
When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.
She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.
She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.
And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.
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