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Everything Has Teeth
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Everything Has Teeth
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Publisher's Summary
Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point.
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.
These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
Table of contents:
- The Tipping Point
- Nails
- Stumps
- John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man
- Fair Trade
- Chiggers
- Cry
- The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown
- It's Bath Time!
- Alien Face
- Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome
- Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn
- Gross-Out: The Return
- Deformed Son
- The Origin of Slashy
- Secret Message (Decoded)
- The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World
- The Eggman Falleth
- The Story of My First Kiss
- Dad (A True Story)
- Bad Bratwurst
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