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Everything on a Waffle

Written by: Polly Horvath
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
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Primrose Squarp simply knows her parents did not perish at sea during a terrible storm, despite what the other residents of Coal Harbour believe. For all practical purposes, Primrose is an orphan, and there's no great clamoring of prospective adopters. After realizing the impracticality of continuing to pay Miss Perfidy (a mothball-scented elderly lady) an hourly wage to baby-sit her, the town council places her with Uncle Jack, who reluctantly takes her in. Primrose does warm up to him, but her true sanctuary is a local restaurant called The Girl on the Red Swing, where everything, including lasagna, is served on a waffle, and where the proprietor, Miss Bowzer, offers a willing ear.

Through a mixture of eccentric humor and probing philosophy, author Polly Horvath makes Primrose's search for peace and understanding a most memorable one. Everything on a Waffle was a 2002 Newbery Medal Honor Book.
©2001 Polly Horvath (P)2002 Random House, Inc., Listening Library, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
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"A laugh-out-loud pleasure from beginning to triumphant end." (Publishers Weekly)

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childhood favourite on a waffle

was over too fast! loved it more than i expected. appreciated the reading. a childhood favourite. very easy to do chores through.

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Best thing on a waffle

I can’t wait for the new book I’m so excited I can’t wait :) - human beaning sitting on a Walffle

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