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- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Publisher's Summary
She's the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She's also his archnemesis.
It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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Headpats After Dark is a wholesome yandere romantic comedy written for men who enjoy the trope of obsessive women with a few screws loose. This is a work of fiction. If your significant other acts like Dracula does in this novel, those are red flags, people. Take heed.
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- 2024-04-17
Better than I expect
This is really entertaining and I think I will purchase the second book and I will now follow this writer
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