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- Narrated by: Jeremy Frazier
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Callum had seen things all his life. There are monsters and beasts living among people, but he learned very early not to admit such things, not if he didn’t want people to think him crazy.
It turns out that the supernatural is real, but at 30, Callum has no desire to be part of that secret. Not that he has a choice when it turns out he is a mage, albeit one that hasn’t cast any spells in all his life. There are requirements, duties, and education that the powers that be insist he be subject to.
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- David
- 2022-07-05
great Magic and on the run story
highly recommend. Can't wait for the next book. worth your time . treat yourself with this good time.
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- Russ Smith
- 2022-07-18
Loved the book and loved the audio book!
Really enjoyed the audio book and the narrator did a great job. Onward to book two!
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- Rinalda
- 2024-05-11
Love this book
A great story. I love how innovative he is. He takes portals to a whole new level. I have no idea how the author comes up with some of those ideas. I am very happy to have this series in my library.
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- dmdcal
- 2022-08-11
Love it
The story is interesting , the talent is fantastic and lively. I will buy book two for sure.
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- Jordan
- 2022-08-03
Awesome!!
The story is rather good. MC has a unique personality that he sticks too rather well, and his thought processes are hilarious. The narration is top quality, and I’m looking forward to more books done by him. The author did great, and I’m looking forward to the next one! Keep it up!
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